June 29, 2001
It ain't much, but it's a start.
I finally found a picture of Cool Colt. There's not much available on the web, at least not according to Google, but most sources claim that it existed sometime between the late 80s and mid 90s. I don't know if that means that it's gone gone gone, or if it's just marketed to small areas now or what. One page listed it as a product of the G. Heileman Brewing Company, but as we all know, Colt 45 is now owned by Pabst. So maybe it is a thing of the past. Sigh.
Well, we must not give up the search. If a six pack of this exists, we must have it for the next time we are all together. With chicken skins.
Or perhaps it can become our tauntine.
Posted by mccreath at 11:39 PM
Top Of The Morning
From Brown Whornet! Order the entire CD here.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 07:33 AM
June 28, 2001
Dinner's On
I hope you're all hungry.
Posted by Mike at 11:25 PM
Just to make it official
Happy Birthday, King!
Posted by mccreath at 11:05 AM
June 27, 2001
birthday 6/28/1
I will be out of the office tomorrow (Thursday) so I want to take this opportunity to wish the very lovely King a Happy Birthday! Have a great one King!
Posted by Lang Squal at 04:50 PM
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe
There's some advertising agency in Anchorage that has a sense of humor. Or they're really stupid. I can't tell. There are two radio spots on the air right now that feature slogans right out of the Three Stooges:
The Alaska Journal of Commerce:
"Giving Alaskans the business for 20 years."
The Anchorage Museum of History and Art:
"If it's not art, it's history."
Do the people who approve these ads not get the double meaning, or do the people writing the ads not get it? Or are the copywriters Machiavellian culture jammers able to bamboozle their clients into using these whacko slogans?
Posted by mccreath at 12:44 PM
controversy
So, where are the controversial topics that we can disagree on, and get into heated debates?
What, are y'all chicken?!
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:46 AM
June 26, 2001
Monitor trouble ...
Well, I was working on the site on Tuesday night when my monitor went out. The only spare that I had was a grayscale, and when I saved my changes, we lost all the color. I have the color version backed up, so I should be able to set everything back to normal when I get my monitor working again.
Posted by mccreath at 09:07 PM
mullet haikus
found in this morning's email:
> Shampoo stings my eyes,
> I will never feel that twice:
> slick hair smells like gas.
>
> O! SQUIRREL brother,
> Your tail, my hair. We are one.
> Yet I must eat you.
>
> Brown edged tank top sticks
> to my white clumpy armpits
> Somehow I get laid.
>
> I liked that foreign
> legion movie so much, I
> grew me one them hats.
>
> Flowing down the back
> helps to keep mind closed, hate
> released by short top
>
> My hair is slammin
> like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell
> yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
>
> This super cool hair
> and a bucket of chicken:
> What more could I want?
>
> my slick snakeskin boots
> my silk shirt with rooster prints
> always colored jeans
>
> Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't
> win no spelling bees. Who cares?
> They rock the trailer.
>
> Razor set to one.
> Do front and sides and then stop
> Reaffirm my style.
>
> Metallica is
> for first graders. Nothing rocks
> harder than Winger.
>
> Dogs urinate where
> they so choose. And so do I.
> Red and blue lights flash.
>
> Teen runaway, I
> hate my dad. Yet I am one.
> Fly, thunderbird, fly.
>
> Ponytails are for wimps.
> But if you let that hair loose,
> you are my brother.
>
> New white tank top tucks
> neatly into tight black jeans:
> redneck romeo.
>
> Short like your schooling.
> Long like your prison sentence.
> The penal haircut.
>
> Bald on the top and
> long on the back. Behold my
> glorious skullet.
>
> My mullet and me
> like to climb up a tree. We're
> the best friends that could be.
>
> Dad likes my mullet.
> The nurse calls it a critter
> carpet. My head breeds.
>
> With long hair in place
> how else can I rebel? Hand
> me the bong uncle.
>
> Under the Christmas
> tree: tight black jeans and a comb.
> I've been extra good!
>
> Short for dad. Long for
> the daughter mom always wanted.
> Everyone's happy.
Posted by Mike at 04:11 PM
all alone with Hoyt
Hey Hoyt, that was pretty cool of McFrozens to create this weblog just for the two of us huh? I ENJOY being the only one here, I REALLY do! Let's talk about everybody!
Have you noticed how King is tall?! Jeesh what a tall-ie! Freakin tallie!
And that Tom Kierstead, don't you think he looks like actor Russell Crowe?
and please, could Dave BE anymore like Johnny Depp?!
Don't even get me started on Mike Monteiro!!
Posted by Lang Squal at 11:32 AM
Vacation Time
Maybe it's time to open up a Geriatric Punk roadside attraction somewhere...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:19 AM
Somebody
post some biscuits, gravy and grits on this thing, I'm hongree!!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 08:39 AM
June 25, 2001
Katie got air-time!
This will probably go away after today, but we just realized it was up on their site. This station did a little 2 or 3 minute story on Katie for their weekly business feature. My wife is cool.
Posted by mccreath at 02:35 PM
I'll Be!
I guess Walmart does have everything!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:57 PM
Some Monday Maturity
[H]ard|OCP - We don't even know what the "O-C-P" stands for anymore.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:02 PM
many worthless thoughts
sorry yall, busy today, away from cornputer. I was awake most of the night not sleeping, listening to the unmistakable sound of a in-heat cat right outside the window. during that time i was thinking of many ridiculous, pointless thinks, like:
1] the quote by Emily Dickinson at the login, "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door," is quite haunting. I need to reread her, I probably haven't read her poems since high school. Who here is an appreciator of hers? Is there a complete collected edition out there? I recall her poems being odd, tenuous, sometimes dark, quivery, etc..right?
another quote here, "Our life is what our thoughts make it."—Marcus Aurelius, ol Marcus is quoting our pal the Buddha: "With our thoughts we make the world"
2] Every Friday after work I go to the goodwill on greenville and look for records. Usually it's a bust, but the last two fridays have been pretty great, especially last friday. Well, yall can judge the records as boon or bust, but i felt pretty good about it, including: mcoy tyner x3, elvis c., peter tosh x2, yardbirds, kris kristofferson, sergio mendez trio, joe jackson x2, morricone, boxcar willie, some great music for belly dancing record, roberta flack, thin lizzy, lou reed, beach boys x2, ornett coleman...let the cd burning begin!
What's weird is i have a record rival: an old white haired lady is always there before or right after me, pawing thru the records! I must beat that evil genius at her own game...
3] the word parallel means lines that run side by side but never meet... and yet skillman rd and abrams rd run parallel but meet up north. What's a fan of parallel-ity to do?
4] If you wanna know what Robert Bork has done in his life so far, here's his resume:
http://www.aei.org/scholars/bork.htm
that's it for now,
yours in randomness,
Philip K. Flowers
Posted by Lang Squal at 12:46 PM
because it's all inappropriate
Since it's bad to make fun of the names and languages of foreign people, and since it's bad to make fun of American dialects, and since it's bad to make light of prostitution, I present this, which I just thought of as I was reading the paper:
knock, knock
who's there?
wen ho lee
wen ho lee who?
wen ho lee, she better not take my wallet!
Posted by mccreath at 12:25 PM
we all wanted it
here 'tis. arf.
Posted by tom at 11:07 AM
June 24, 2001
Colin Powell's son - the FCC Pander Bear
The FCC recently fined a community radio station in Portland $7000 for playing a song that "contains unmistakable patently offensive sexual references." Note that it's only a "reference". None of George Carlin's 7 naughty words are used in the song. The FCC, now being head by Colin Powell's son, is now cracking down on perceived "indecency", without any clear guidelines as to what exactly is indecent to the stations. Last month they busted a Colorado station for $7000 playing the -clean- version of an Eminem song.
The Village Voice: Nation: Counter %u2018Revolution%u2019 by Chisun Lee
What's ironic to me about the Portland case, is that the lyrics are a feminist attack on macho thugs like Eminem who degrade women in hip hop. It's actually a positive message, an anti-indecency stance, but the FCC is apparently pretty clueless and decided to prosecute anyway.
The lyrics and the FCC's opinion can be read on their site:
Posted by King at 03:56 PM
Filepile
Here's a fun little site. Great place for people to upload pictures like this and this.
Posted by Mike at 02:21 PM
Hyakugojuuichi!!!
Pretend like you're a two year old, Mommy put acid in your apple juice and let the computer screen do the rest... Though I suspect when you're two years old everything pretty much looks and sounds like this anyway, acid or not.
Posted by King at 01:04 AM
June 23, 2001
Speaking of language and pronunciation
How intonation impacts understanding: Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
Hear sand eggs ample:
"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."
Posted by mccreath at 12:06 PM
June 22, 2001
Better Than Taking Calls
I'm sure everyone's seen Jesus Dress Up! already, but what the hell, it's making me laugh as I sit here and wait for the morons to call and call and call..... It's funny to change secondary DNS configs companywide! Funnier still to talk users through updating their scripts! Oh, my sides ache...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 06:12 PM
GOD BLESS THE ONION!
I'm confident y'all've seen this, but it's worth repeating!
Robbie Krieger Goes 51 Minutes Without Mentioning Jim Morrison
LOS ANGELES--In his longest-such stretch since 1982, Doors guitarist Robbie Krieger went 51 minutes Monday without mentioning former bandmate Jim Morrison. "When Jim was around, anything could happen. Anything," Krieger told friend Bob Gale before unexpectedly detouring into a Morrison-free conversation about his car, a restaurant his cousin manages, and the recent L.A. mayoral election. The streak ended when, without prompting, Krieger said: "You know, despite his reputation, Jim was a genuinely friendly, approachable guy." Krieger then told the story of the time Morrison was arrested for indecent exposure in Miami for the 8,194th time.
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:53 PM
Mr. Winkle!
Don't tell me I don't know how to waste time.
Posted by mccreath at 02:54 PM
presidential pride
Posted by Mike at 01:21 PM
i've had it.
if i'm the only one here today, i'm leaving.
Posted by Mike at 12:16 PM
perv
i just picked up a new domain: humberthumbert.com. who wants to have fun?
Posted by Mike at 10:21 AM
the best news story ever
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010622/re/britain_startrek_dc_1.html
If only there was a picture......
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:03 AM
Let's all go to the movies
It's Friday and there's a product release going on at work. It's not something I've been involved in and everybody's gonna be running around like crazy.
So I'm thinking the helpful thing to do is to just get out of their way, right? So, I'm trying to decide between Tomb Raider (for the story) or Swordfish (for the acting) or shleppin' it up to the arthouse to see Memento (I forget why.) Thoughts?
Posted by Mike at 08:47 AM
June 21, 2001
Damn. DAMN!
Actor Carroll O'Connor Dead in Los Angeles at 76
Blues Legend John Lee Hooker Dies, Aged 83
Posted by mccreath at 07:40 PM
work habits
So how come we have all this time to spend on here? Supposedly we all have day jobs. (Amazingly.) What gives?
Posted by Mike at 04:38 PM
NEU!
Yall all may or may not know that the three NEU! lps have finally been legally reissued on atralwerks. here's their promo site: http://www.astralwerks.com/neu/default.html If this even remotely sound like something yall'd like please take my recommendation and go buy them, those three records are great!
Posted by Lang Squal at 02:50 PM
You Don't Know Jack
Did anyone catch the "new and improved" Pee Wee Herman last night? I saw the last few minutes, and was left with a rather lackluster feeling. Nice to see Paul Reubens on TV again, but nothing to grab one's attention, either...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:36 PM
A dubious (but geeky) advantage over 'blogger'
I'm sitting here with my Handspring Visor on its little folding keyboard, typing this up on my PDA. In a moment, I'll submit it wirelessly through my Omnisky modem.
God. Is this not the HEIGHT of geekdom?
Posted by tom at 02:02 PM
the BUSHing of America
Dave this is really meant for you, based on your earlier post regarding the way the Bushchimp pronounces NUCLEAR. I now refer you (all) to http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary You will note that Merriam-Webster online now pronouces words for you. (It's fun too, if you are as easily amused as I am. I had it pronoucning words like hypostasis, lysergic acid diethylamide, and corduroy. NOW WHO'S THE CHIMP?)
Anyway, go to NUCLEAR, and note with regret and sadness in your heart that the third accepted pronunciation is NUC-YU-LER.
I guess if so many people get it wrong for so long, we just give up and accpet and ratify it.
Posted by Lang Squal at 01:23 PM
like everybody else, i always knew...
...that clowns were creepy as crap. but is it less creepy to anyone else that this guy is upfront about it?
Posted by tom at 12:46 PM
June 20, 2001
5 dead houston kids
I am so sick over this. how do you NOT stop? how do you kill one? and then another? and another? and not stop? what were the other kids doing at the time? was she killing one as she heard the sounds of the others unknowingly playing or were they locked in the bedroom in fear?
I have a child. about the same age as one of those dead kids.
Posted by Mike at 08:10 PM
More Internet radio
This thread on MetaFilter is a long list of streaming music sites and Internet radio. I haven't had time to look through them yet, but there's a ton of stuff in there.
Posted by mccreath at 05:46 PM
Fun with the Sales Staff
Our sales guyis your typical suburban dad, used to be a frat boy, kinda goofy and good-hearted, reads Maxim instead of real porn. You know the type. He's been reading Harry Potter on his train commute to the city. Yesterday he came in and said "i'm finished Harry Potter. Who's got a new book for me?"
I said, "Well, this guy's named Harry as well!" as I pulled out Feast of Snakes. (Yes, i carry it everywhere.) As he flipped through it he noticed that it was highlighted and reads out "Pull my dick out, I gotta take a leak." (Yes, I highlight Harry Crews.) He gave me this wonderful am-i-gonna-go-to-hell-for-reading-this?-look. And walked off with it.
I'll be giving updates on his transformation.
Posted by Mike at 02:31 PM
if you had $5 off
what dvd would you buy from amazon today?
Posted by tom at 10:21 AM
June 19, 2001
Hoyt, make sure that Brian Beattie knows about this
Posted by mccreath at 04:30 PM
The male condition(s)
Can't we address both male problems with one pill?
May I humbly suggest VIAGRAINE?
"Keep your hair and your stiffy!"
Wait ... Viagraine sounds like the headache that you get from trying to keep your erection up for too long. Hm ... Maybe our dual purpose male drug should be called VIAGROGAINE. Yeah. That sounds more aggressive, too. Kinda like on of Godzilla's foes, but with thinning hair and a permanent erection.
Posted by mccreath at 11:32 AM
Thanks for the thanks ... er ...
And I can take a joke. Just not immediately. Are the flowers better?
Posted by mccreath at 10:09 AM
instead of just tacking on a little comment
i'd like to do due pennance. my crack about the pee and stale talc shoulda come AFTER an appreciative comment about having the site up.
sincerely, thanks dave. berry nice... good idea, and thanks.
Posted by tom at 09:26 AM
spinner: radiohead+, other music
This morning radiohead+ had an excellent segue from some swirling cacophony of the Exorcist soundtrack into the Monroe Brothers, fantastic!
In casa de Flowers y Hicks we've been enjoying a great deal a couple of the Buena Vista Social Club cds, the cuban dancehall stuff, very great.
More about music:
Hey Mike I noticed on yer site you recommend the new David Byrne. I will take your recommendation, as I have recently been in a big Talking Heads kick, playing the double live record alot. Which leads me to another not-interesting waste of time:
Who are the Kings of Nerd Rock? Some say The Talking Heads, some say DEVO, or Kraftwerk. What about The Feelies? Who are some other nerds, geeks, dorks, dweebs, goobers, that rock?
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:14 AM
June 18, 2001
thanks dave!
i just wanted to publically kiss dave's ass for all the hard work he's done in putting this site together.
let's make fun of hoyt for a while. he was quiet today.
Posted by Mike at 07:53 PM
what's with the dusky rose background?
supposed to remind me of geriatric ol' ladies? it works. i can virtually smell the stink of stale talcum powder and pee. can we have a difft background color, please?
Posted by tom at 03:45 PM
I'm not a language snob ...
but in the last few weeks, I've seen a few words misused and/or misspelled, depending on how nice you want to be toward the authors. These are three cases, two that I stumbled on through browsing, and one (Case 3) that I had anecdotal evidence of and had to search for it using Google, but the place I found it really cracks me up. I also think it's interesting that all three cases happen to be exercise equipment. I think that's probably a coincidence, but it's interesting nonetheless.
Case 1 This guy says he rides a recombinant bike. What the heck is a recombinant bike? I assume that he means a recumbent bike, because I don't even know how I would describe what I think a recombinant bike is. Does is have human DNA in it? Is it a viral bike? It sounds like something from a William Gibson novel.
Case 2 This woman, in an otherwise very nice piece of writing (okay it's a little whiney, but hey it's personal), refers to her brand new stationery bike. What's that? A bike made by Hallmark?
Case 3 These folks (self-proclaimed "fitness experts") refer to some new equipment that they bought as "ecliptical trainers". For those of you not familiar with the equipment, an elliptical trainer is a piece of equipment that's somewhere between a treadmill and a stair climber. You stand on these little platforms on either side of a big chassis, and your feet move forward and backward and up and down in an ellipse.
I know English is a weird language with all its antonyms and synonyms and such, but really. In these three cases we're talking about supposedly well-educated professional making mistakes about equipment that probably has the misspelled/misused word printed on it somewhere. Yeesh.
Posted by mccreath at 02:30 PM
pda-s
Ok yall are all tech-queers right? Of course. So yesterday for father's day we gave paw a foldy keyboard for his handspring visor, and it was the first time i thought one of those things was cool or even worth anything. So now I'm THINKING about it. What can yall say re: pda's? Any of y'all have em, like em, hate em? Brand pref? My folks say handspring is better than palm pilot. Looking at this shows that they're both in an all-out grudge match for last place!
Anyhoo, y'all know the market and the tech far better than I do; do y'all think these things will come down in price dramatically, or will these two companies compete in accesories, standard software packs, etc?
Look at me, I'm on a computer!!!!!!
Posted by Lang Squal at 12:21 PM
June 16, 2001
holyjesusgod
Dave this one's for you: http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/girl_522.html
OK I KNOW I'M A BIG DORK WHO LOOKS AT MAXIM! The truth is this is the first time I've ever looked at their website, and I've only seen the actual mag one other time.
Maybe THAT'S why I'm a dork.....?
Posted by Lang Squal at 01:49 PM
June 15, 2001
Yo, Mike. Sorry, bro.
Yahoo! Sports: NBA - Lakers 108, 76ers 96
They were in it the whole way, though. You can't say it was a bad series.
Posted by mccreath at 11:41 PM
For Your Enjoyment
I give you, Death By Jargon!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:35 PM
I'm Easily Amused As Well
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:41 AM
ok, so I'm easily amused...
Q: A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
Saran Wrap.
A: The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:15 AM
I'm holding out for a Dolly Parton model ...
I wanna rock and roll in the grave and party for eternity.
See also: picture
Posted by mccreath at 09:19 AM
Ween Radio
I haven't visited here in a while, it was nice to start the morning with this... WeenRadio.Com - Fuck Yeah
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 07:56 AM
June 14, 2001
book search
Since we're all spread out over hill n yon (?), I thought I'd employ those of you who like to comb the used bookstores in your areas to find a book I'm looking for.
Title: Witchfinder General
Author: Ronald Bassett (some websites have it Roland Bassett, ?)
This, I believe, is a NOVEL but based on the true story of Matthew Hopkins, an infamous lawyer-turned-witchhunter during the Cromwell England. (It was made into a movie, produced by Roger Corman's International Pictures and released in USA as The Conqueror Worm, as The House of Corman was want to pillage the works of Poe. A good synopsis of book, film, and director is here:
http://film.guardian.co.uk/Century_Of_Films/Story/0,4135,408045,00.html And yes I confess it was the violent movie that got me interested in the book. I could really see it being remade, maybe by Terry Gilliam, given his love for the Brit, or even Tim Burton, based on the look of his SLEEPY HOLLOW.)
Anyway, I have no idea when it was last in print, if it was in pb or hb; I could see it being shelved anywhere in between history, historical fiction, British hisory, even horror. Who knows.
Also, all I want is some copy to read that's in fairly decent shape, no 1st Ed., collectable edition, I can't afford that.
Thanks y'all for considering my lurid interests. If I can return the favor, send me/post a list of books, records, cds, that y'all're looking for, I'm always poking around the used stores.
ROCK!
Posted by Lang Squal at 04:32 PM
and on a religious note ...
CNN.com - 'Simpsons' to be released on DVD - June 14, 2001
Posted by mccreath at 04:15 PM
Doh! added to Oxford English Dictionary
The OED's online edition defines Homer's trademark "doh!"—usually accompanied by a Simpsonesque slap to the forehead—as "expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned or that one has just said or done something foolish.
Posted by Mike at 02:35 PM
Tom K
Is Tom Kiersted still alive? Just curious
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:14 AM
aaaaaaargh!
Godammit, our president actually says "new'-kyu-ler". Not "new'-klee-ar" like it's spelled. I heard him yesterday in some speach and he unabashedly and knowingly pronounced that word wrong. He's the puppet of the most powerful men in the free world and he can't even pronounce the ... ack ... sputter ...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHH!
Posted by mccreath at 08:49 AM
June 13, 2001
read this book
Chuck Palahniuk's latest, Choke, is damn good. Just get it, or go to a book store or library and read chapter 5. It's only 4 pages long and it won't ruin the book flow.
Posted by Mike at 11:45 AM
Revisiting A Rant
OK, so I mentioned it yesterday. Sue me. Shoot me even; today I'm so fucking tired I wouldn't even notice. I'm referring to the Verizon commercials in which some Fiona Apple-esque voice warbles the "Just Wanna Be Free" song, followed by a multitude of "too hip for this world" morons flashing peace signs, er, I mean, Verizon signs at the camera whilst delighting in the freedom that is unbridled hipsterism. I demand in the name of all that's just and fair that piercing hot needles be shoved in the eyes of whatever moron scripted that commercial whenever it's aired. The '60's are over. Been over for a while now. Cell phones aren't exciting. Don't kid yourself. They're not.
Two things bother me about this:
A) Let the '60's rest. better yet, let them die.
B) It's truly sad that a lack of youthful healthy anarchy has allowed our culture to mush. The commercial is but one example, one can also look at music, clothing, etc. It's all about borrowed old stylings with no expression. Where are today's Jello Biafras and Lee Vings? I could go on, but I think you get my general meaning by now. Allright, enough, I'm hobbling off my ramshackle old man punk rock box now.... A little help? Somebody hand me my cane.....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:07 AM
wah I'm a newborn babee!
Howdy all from Dallas, where it's always a balmy 102 degrees! Thanks to McFrozens for this very great weblog. This is my very first experience with any such thing, so forgive my wet diapers!
In keeping with the quotes that run throughout these pages, I found one quite inspirational quote yesterday by the great Hungarian photographer André Kertéz: "I am an amateur, and I intend to remain an amateur for the rest of my life." Sure, you can say that when you're already established as giant in your field. Anyway, I like that.
Either that or
"It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!" Captain Ren
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:49 AM
I Got It!!!!
The Basketball statue came in the mail yesterday, the detail of the kid bodychecking Jesus is outstanding! Jesus has an eerie resemblance to Will Ferrell (of SNL fame) with an afro/mullet haircut, most interesting. My Christmas list is taken care of, thanks for the tip, Mike! Also, I'm still going to write them to try to get the NASCAR Jesus made, just haven't had the time to work on the letter(s) yet....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 08:34 AM
June 12, 2001
new favorite website
textism. the writing-minded might enjoy it more than the geek minded.
Sample: "There are words, such as underpants and douchebag, that crack me up every time I hear them. I cannot control this, but then again I don’t really want to."
Posted by Mike at 11:48 PM
devolution
i like how this site starts with David asking a serious theoretical question and devolves into pictures of a crackwhore in merely 6 posts. Go team!!
Posted by Mike at 08:12 PM
this is nasty
go here.
Posted by Mike at 04:50 PM
A Seneca Tale
So, I went to this junkyard 50's and Early 60's Mopars and stripped about half of the '61 Dodge shown for my own beast. Lemme tell y'all, you wanna make your wife HAPPY, go to a junkyard for "one thing", and come back with a garageful of crap. "Honey, you filled every space up! I'm so proud, lemme get you a cold beer or two! That musta been hard work!"
Em'll come to appreciate it when I drive her up to Dallas in it and go barhopping with Phil, though....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:30 PM
ears ... bleeding ... must ... stanch ... flow ...
Okay, the Radiohead+ channel on Spinner just played it's first crappy song since I started listening a couple of days ago. How can you go from Mingus to "The Trees" by Rush for God's sake?
Posted by mccreath at 01:52 PM
chuckswife.com
Mike, that's more of a novel than a website. Or maybe a comic book with easy read big print...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:51 PM
Domain Name
Lard Sandwiches!!! It sums up my physical staure, without hinting at our impending geriatric-ness.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:19 AM
Where are X-Ray Spex when I need them?
So there's this thread coursing through the web right now about identity and what's appropriate online and who should be trusted and who shouldn't and why (and aren't we the shit for nailing some pathetic woman to the wall for fooling us all). First there was Kaycee, then I read about this guy in the Register, then David Manning, then this showed up on Yahoo! and demonstrates the danger in just being yourself. Is it too easy to talk to each other? This seems like a re-hash of similar stuff from back in the days of AOL 1.2 when people were worried about the breaking down of social structures through immediate communication and we (those involved in the new communication) scoffed and said "People will adapt. They adapted to the automobile and to television. They'll adapt to email." Well have we? It doesn't seem like people have really changed, they just have a larger arena in which to be stupid.
Posted by mccreath at 10:50 AM