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July 31, 2001
the true nature of Celine Dion
Just see for yourself.
Posted by mccreath at 03:27 PM
Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist ...
and now this. I really expect that kid to start flying around in his dress, all creepy and ooky. [ shudder ]
Ooo! And this! Protecting her evil progeny!
Posted by mccreath at 11:56 AM
Yesteryear
If i'd of kept half the damn toys I had from this site, I could have retired by now. Doh!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:44 AM
July 30, 2001
Life
While there is life there is hope...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:01 PM
I must not think bad thoughts ...
Paul Ford of FTrain has a great piece about the protestor that was killed in Genoa. It’s long, but it’s worth the read. (Link found on textism.)
Posted by mccreath at 11:50 AM
July 27, 2001
words of interest from Ed Sanders
http://www.woodstockjournal.com/sanders7-14.html
ps: I will be out of the office, thus away from all things computer, til monday aug 6.
Some pals & I are going camping in possible 105 degree weather! See you after I'm baked!
Posted by Lang Squal at 05:41 PM
me like zippy
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:03 AM
July 26, 2001
Queer, indeed...
An "ex-homosexual" tells an Austin church that gays can choose to be straight.
While undoubtedly true. last year the same cured homosexual was photographed hanging out in a gay bar in DC. He said he didn't know it was a gay bar, and was only there to use the rest room.
Posted by King at 04:40 PM
UPDATE
Earlier story of George Harrison near death was untrue. Damn news!
Posted by Lang Squal at 02:34 PM
It Just Keeps Coming!
More stupidity that amuses me far more than it should...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:24 PM
So....
This explains why Dave's been so quiet lately! Shouldda known.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:09 PM
Thought For The Day
http://www.conhugeco.org/junk/arguing.jpg
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:38 AM
July 25, 2001
mo' haiku
dave went to the woods
to boo hoo and masturbate
yooooouuuuuuuuu got what i neeeeeeeeeeeed.
Posted by Mike at 04:55 PM
Hunger
Ugly caribou
Snatches rod and reel away
Dave can't ice fish now
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:20 PM
ha, ha, ha, HAIKU! (excuse me)
when will the sun rise?
another six months of this,
i can't see a thing!
Posted by Lang Squal at 12:51 PM
a-l-a-s-k-a
a is for his frozen Ass
l is for his frozen Lass
a is for - again - his frozen Ass
s is for the Stupid Sleet and Snow
k is - get ready for this! - for seeking solace in the empty Komfort of a warm Krispy Kreme that makes him want to blow
and
a is for - guess what - his frozen Ass
well what the hell. limericks and haiku were already taken and i'm too busy to deal with all those dumb 'a's.
Posted by tom at 12:33 PM
intern opportunity
Gary Condit is looking for interns.
this is by no means to be taken as a slight against mr. condit who we believe is innocent up until the moment where a jury of his peers might decide otherwise. viva america. viva interns.
Posted by Mike at 12:24 PM
haiku for dave
it's nighttime again
my ass is frozen solid
cry yourself to sleep
Posted by Mike at 12:13 PM
Pomes about McFrozens
In texas Dave owned nary a sweater
brutally hot was always the weather
to alaska he moved
it's quite winter-improved
or so says dave's sister heather
Posted by Lang Squal at 11:10 AM
gonads and strife
Posted by Mike at 11:02 AM
Pomes 'Bout Dave
Since Dave lives where it's cold and they ain't got cable TV or readin' books or nothin' but ice and polar bears and all that kinda stuff, let's all entertain him with some potry what's wrote just for him! Here goes:
ODE TO McOCEANS
"Brr I'm cold!" is what he say
Say it each and every day
Live in igloo and ice fish
"Want be warm!" his only wish
Always dark and always frigid
Body stiff and cold and rigid
Only go out when he dare
Get chased off by polar bear
Or big ol' moose that snort and prance
Icicles fall in his pants
Eatin' seal and whale blubber
Food be tastin' jes lak rubber
But ol' McOceans, he don't care
"Guess I gotta live somewhere!"
He say and go fall through the ice
Gotta say it's mighty nice
To wake up in the morning and not have to kill grizzlys and eat whales and ice
fish and who the hell would wanna live in a damn igloo anyway?!! Dave's a dummy.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:00 AM
July 24, 2001
Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership
I thought this was some kind of joke, like the fake web sites for Buddy Lee's nemeses, but it appears to be real. Be sure to Ask the Rabbi something!
Posted by mccreath at 08:30 PM
Record of the week!
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:49 PM
Reversed Lyrics
Be afraid. I think my personal favorite is the "new and improved" Hell's Bells....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:54 PM
Unleash Your Tortured Soul
with the Gary Numan lyric generator!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:36 AM
deep breaths everyone
let's start the day with a deep, deep breath. count backwards from ten. breathe. relax. All better?
Posted by Mike at 08:39 AM
July 23, 2001
point of clarification
just for my own piece of mind, let me set the record straight. not that you'll care. but i do.
i was kidding about racing a xooter in that first post. then was all gungho in the next... back there. but as a point of clarification... the thing i'm loving most about riding lately is... i'm not really all caught up in how fast i go. while i do want to be able to go fast and far, and ride tough hills, more than that i want it to stay fun. not turn into a big biking gruelfest. the whole reason i love my new cruiser and its lack of speeds is that i can - and do - relax when i ride. i don't think about shifting and how i could have set up this hill better or o-no-my-cadence-has-fallen-off or whatever. i just ride around. so all my attempts to become a better rider are focused on maximizing my fun. in the effort to have maximum fun... i want to be able to go anywhere i want, including singletrack. i want to be able to climb any hill i want. more than speed i want endurance, i suppose. but more than endurance i want fun. more fun. not 'winning.'
likewise, in the same spirit of maxfun... i want to learn to wheel and powerslide. i want to bunnyhop and jump. but i want this because my bike is so much fun to be on, not because i'm trying to prove anything. and if i fail to learn to do these things as well as i'd like, my bike will still be a pure simple solid blast to ride around.
by the way... i pulled my first real wheelie since i was a kid the other day. by accident. i was trying to beat some traffic off a stoplight, and was kind of doing a trackstand at the light... and standing on my pedals. i powered down with my left foot and i guess i was pulling up on the bars cuz up it came. totally unlike my spastic efforts to muscle it up in the past, which always get miniscule air and then crunch hard immediately. it was natural and easy the way it floated up. still didn't last long (thank god, i was, after all, in traffic), but was nice and smooth. suddenly i know how they're supposed to FEEL. now i want to wheelie well more than ever, to feel it floating up like that.
it was fun.
anyway, i hope the xooter turns out to be fun for mike. and i hope the crossroads is fun. it has that nice curve in the top tube... and its a bike. so i'm for it. especially if its even a fraction as fun as mine is for me. i hope everybody gets (or has) a bike - or something - that is as much fun for them as my bike is for me right now.
i haven't had so much fun in years.
Posted by tom at 04:07 PM
Have A Problem?
Let Gary Coleman solve it for you!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:00 PM
HAH!
What If Napster Was the Answer? Idiots.
Posted by mccreath at 12:25 PM
News Stories
These first two stories are bummers, the last one is really meant for McDave and King, as it mentions an old acquaintence...
http://www.dallasnews.com/entertainment/425720_harrison23e.html
http://www.dallasnews.com/entertainment/422605_farina_19ove.A.html
http://www.dallasnews.com/lifestyles/stories/423509_frump_21liv.AR.html
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:23 AM
July 22, 2001
hey hoyts... song idea
how about working up a version of the hank jr masterpiece, "how come i'm always in the bathroom when you call"?
Posted by tom at 05:58 PM
i'm sure this guy's on a razor...
Posted by tom at 02:10 PM
July 21, 2001
Hope at Heartbreak Motel
This is a photo essay with some accompanying text and a couple of video and audio clips. I feel like crying.
Hope at Heartbreak Motel by Kari Rene Hall
Posted by mccreath at 10:58 PM
July 20, 2001
Ay Yi Yi Yi Yi!!!
Mucho happy birthday, Senor!!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:13 PM
artillery punch - recipe for disaster?
my dad made this punch and got almost a whole very small town drunk. he was the new guy in town, fresh from new york city. he was employee relations manager for the refinery, where almost everyone in town worked. religious people. they hated him after this. then texaco told him they were shuttering the refinery and his job was to tell everybody.
1 cup sugar
juice six lemons
two tblspoons bitters
one quaret claret
one quart sherry
one quart whiskey
one quart brandy
mix all the above,
then just before serving -
one quart club soda and put it over a block of ice.
the bartenders' guide also suggests small glasses
Posted by tom at 10:24 AM
Dude, happy birthday!
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:11 AM
And today we want to say ...
Posted by mccreath at 06:35 AM
July 19, 2001
sneakin' in
i like the effort.
Posted by Mike at 04:56 PM
well damn.
huffy is going to buy schwinn. crap.
and in case you thought huffy was getting a bad rap, check out the recalls you get on google
let's see. just skimming, there's the 'high end' huffy fully suspended bike with front forks that fall apart, the kids trikes that fall apart, and the 'men's mountain bikes' with frames that fall apart.
a moment of silence for schwinn, please. just when i was thinking they were so cool for their comeback. (if you didn't notice, schwinn has been producing really cool bikes for a few years... )
Posted by tom at 12:00 PM
Who needs the Illuminati?
theyrule is a site designed to show the interconnectedness of corporate America, and the interconnectedness of corporate America with corporate the-rest-of-the-world. (It's also a pretty cool use of Flash, if you're interested in such things.) Be sure to look at the the Pepsi/Coke map.
Posted by mccreath at 11:46 AM
Let's Go Huntin'!
...and yet more "must have" George Jones memorabilia!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:18 AM
in the voice of nelson munz
damn i'm glad i didn't do that.
Posted by tom at 10:04 AM
Suction Breast Machine
start here.
Now the article is interesting, sure. But the real conundrum here is that while posting this to my site I actually had so many possible crude jokes to choose from that I had to write them down to keep them sorted.
I decided to go with the obvious "suction/sucking/blowjob" joke because it was the most obvious and in the end I think that crudeness and obviousness have an inherent relationship.
South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Jackass? Aren't we just reveling in the glorious crudeness of the obvious? The courage to go for the easy joke, to laugh at the fat kid, the cripple kid, the ugly kid? In our disillusionment have we lost our joy in an attempt to be too clever?
Posted by Mike at 01:55 AM
July 18, 2001
armpit
ok, this is freaking me out a little...
i seem to be sweating from one armpit only. the right one. this happen to anybody else? it's a tumor, right?
Posted by Mike at 12:47 PM
Everyone Needs
one of these.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:13 PM
hey blood, you leakin'
electrocuties won't you come out to play, come to play?
Posted by tom at 10:19 AM
spinner is really really cool
i understand the riaa will be going after them next... already after musicmatch, tho for once the courts are doing sort of kind of the right thing - for the moment. .
in the meantime, spinner just reintroduced me to liliput. yea spinner! who the hell do they have doing the programming, i've got to wonder.
Posted by tom at 09:29 AM
July 17, 2001
Amy Grant flashing the satanic salute
Posted by King at 07:55 PM
Too Cool
If y'all haven't looked at it yet, check out Henry's Place on Mike's site. That's one fine American you have there, Mike! It's nice to see pix of him, makes me wish we could all go out and eat breakfast together somewhere again... Just had to do a little bragging for you.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:33 PM
from http://www.nina-hagen.com/nina/
"...But after that the public's interest in her decreased despite the fact that with her Mohawk hairdo and glaring make-up, and her cosmic visions of God and UFOs, she still managed to make shrill appearances."
Kali bless Nina!
What's really remarkable is how she has remained so incredibly attracted to me all these years. Poor thing, unrequited love is so hard on the romantic heart!
Posted by Lang Squal at 02:34 PM
not proud of myself. but happy!
sometimes i do indulge in someone else's misfortune. rare, and i'm not proud of it... rather this is an admission of a minor foible. it has to be someone like the totally annoying chainsaw al dunlap. that link will take you to a page where he's interviewed back in the days back when everyone seemed to think he was an effective despicable asshole tyrant -- this was before they began to get the impression that he was an incompetent, lying, cheating, possibly criminally fraudulent despicable asshole tyrant.
well, reading the latest about him made me just want to bust out in song.
Posted by tom at 09:30 AM
July 16, 2001
porn
I think what we all need is a daily posting of porn. just one picture per day, i don't care who's in the picture, (just no animals or kids- call me an Amish prude!).
Who will post first? Dave? King? C'mon Mike, I see you over there!
Posted by Lang Squal at 04:00 PM
cool and youthful or ridiculous and immature
or both? i've been wondering lately about this whole question. are we more youthful than our parents were, or just more adolescent. (this assumes your parents, like mine, weren't free thinkers or even pretending to be freethinkers by the time they were your age.)
my dad was a unitarian lay minister or something when he was in his twenties. but then by the time he was my age was reading the wall street journal on the train from scarsdale new york to manhattan to work his way corporate job for texaco every morning; voted strictly republican, and wore wingtips all the time.
meanwhile i'm split between worrying about my house's foundation and my son's virtually nonexistent college fund and learning to wheelie my new cruiser and wanting to get a copy of that killdozer lp phil was talking about. i just can't feature my dad learning to wheelie when i was four, and they were listening to schmaltzy muzaky crap on the radio by the time i can recall them listening to music at all.
my friend just bought a new skateboard and regularly goes out with other guys neighboring up to 40 years old to half pipes or whatever the hell they are and do all that sk8boarding shit.
i just don't know. and what does this mean about what we'll be doing when i'm 70, assuming we make it to 70?
Posted by tom at 10:02 AM
July 14, 2001
Who'll be my neighbor now?
Mr. Rogers Takes a New Direction. Say what you want, I loved this show when I was little. I even had two of his albums.
Posted by mccreath at 08:30 PM
July 13, 2001
googly minotaur
send an instant message to Googly Minotaur.
You need IM running to do this. I'm not sure the link will work in Trillian. If not just go into whatever instant messaging program you use and send a message to "Googly Minotaur."
Posted by Mike at 05:51 PM
There's Just Something
about babes and firearms......
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 04:43 PM
Kick. Ass.
Sony has posted a teaser for the Spider-Man movie. OOOOOOOOO!
Posted by mccreath at 03:45 PM
July 12, 2001
YOWZA!
Farmer frees himself from hay baler by cutting off his own arm
You have to read at least long enough to see what he used to cut off his arm. Then you can stop.
Posted by mccreath at 07:06 PM
"Buy it Now for $1200.00"
"Money means so much to me..."
Posted by King at 04:14 PM
Killdozer, etc
I just picked up Killdozer cd FOR LADIES ONLY for $5 used, which brings me to several points of (non)interest:
1] Killdozer were great! Even this cd, comprised as it is of covers of some really awful songs (American Pie is the worst!) rocks pretty hard! This is the only cd I have of theirs, so if y'all see any out there in the used bins, grab em up for me! I could even pay you back with PayPal!!
2]Other cds I'm looking for currently are:
+any of the early Fugs except their second album/cd,
+the dbl cd by King Crismon called B'Boom: Live in Argentia. this dblcd retails new for $16.95... Also any of the new re-issues of the earlier King Crimson stuff
3]What is ya'll's opinions about buying used cds? If I'm faced with buying a used or new cd where the artist will either get paid or not, usually I am all for it, no matter who it is, but recently I've been re-thinking that. For example, I recently felt kinda guilty for buying a used Vic Chesnutt cd, knowing he's out there trying to make a living... what do yall think?
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:24 PM
The Museum of Questionable Medical Devices
Creepy. Be sure to check this page especially.
Posted by mccreath at 12:48 PM
No more fighting over the shoe!
Johnny Lightning, that underdog of small replica cars, has come out with a Monopoly Collection. They have 12 cars in all, and each package comes with the 1:64 scale car and a small pewter replica for use on your Monopoly board.
Posted by mccreath at 11:45 AM
and i always thought he was wheezer
robert blake really was in our gang (a/k/a little rascals), despite his denying it on the tonight show back in the 70s. his character name was mickey. wheezer died at 19 in a plane crash. actually, taken as a group, they seem to have had pretty bad luck with longevity.
if you visit that page, you'll notice that robert blake is mysteriously about 10 years younger than all the other rascals. (whaddya bet he's lying.)
check the 'wait there's more -> read on' link for the tale of broken lives and misery that followed what appears to be the majority of our gang.
Alfalfa (Carl Switzer) Shot dead at 31.
Brisbane (Kendal McComas) - Known as Breezy Brisbane. Suicide in 1981, two weeks before his 65th birthday.
Buckwheat (William Thomas) - heart attack in 1980 at age 49.
Chubby (Norman Chaney) - (1/18/18 -5/30/36) As he grew into his teens, his weight expanded to over 300 pounds. In 1935, he had an operation for a glandular ailment, and his weight dropped to 136 pounds. Sadly, he never recovered and passed away at the age of 18.
Darla Hood - Died at 47, complications from a minor medical procedure.
Farina (Allen Hoskins) - Died of cancer at age 60.
(loved this character!) -> Froggy (William Robert Laughlin)- Died in a motorscooter accident at the age of 16 in California.
Jackie Condon - Died of cancer at age 58.
Mary Kornman - (12/27/15 - 6/1/73) Died of Cancer.
Mickey Daniels - (10/11/14 - 8/20/70) Died of cirrhosis alone in a hotel room at age 56.
Pete the Pup - The first Pete was poisoned by an unknown assailant. His last film was A Tough Winter. One of his offspring carried on beginning with the next film, Pups Is Pups. Currently lives in Dog Heaven.
Scotty Beckett - (10/4/29 - 5/10/68) - As an adult he checked into a Hollywood nursing home on May 8, 1968, needing medical attention after suffering a serious beating. He died two days later. Although pills and a note were found, no conclusion was made by the coroner as to the exact cause of his death. He was just 38 years old.
Spanky (George McFarland) - Made an appearance on Cheers shortly before he died at age 64 of a heart attack.
Stymie (Matthew Beard) - (1/1/25 - 1/8/81) - Stymie had a troubled adult life with crime and drugs. In 1981 he suffered a stroke, contracted pneumonia, and died at USC Medical Center at age 56. His last words were: "Fun, fun, fun...Had a lot of fun."
Wheezer (Robert Hutchins) - (3/29/25 - 3/17/45) - Died in a military airplane accident at the age of 19.
Posted by tom at 10:04 AM
July 11, 2001
another way to waste your day
Posted by tom at 12:57 PM
ugh
idc announced a handful of layoffs yesterday.
Posted by tom at 08:25 AM
oh yeah this is MUCH better
i'm not writing about system infrastructure applications software market forecasts for the transportation industry. now i'm writing about crm, scm, hrm, erp, erm, sfa, eprocurement, and a buncha other intitials for utilities.
and this time the soundtrack is bongo bong by manu chao, wot by the admirable cpt. sensible... both charming distracting little ditties. then suddenly where is my mind came crashing in on me, and i was transported to fightclubland.... ugh. ugh. ugh.
MUCH better.
Posted by tom at 07:44 AM
July 10, 2001
perhaps we should start an archive
I didn't want the whole day to go by without a post, and fortunately I found this:
Posted by mccreath at 10:23 PM
July 09, 2001
Time for a musical interlude
ladies and gentlemen,
(hold down the right button and hit dowload or save or whatever the hell it says. if you're on a mac just hold down the only button until they go out of business on account of they're too stubborn to build a two-button mouse.)
Posted by Mike at 11:35 PM
Art Car Stuff
If any of y'all (besides Mike) will be near the West Coast Sept. 27th-30th, come check this out.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:01 PM
...and if that doesn't awaken you,
watch a "blow up the whale" video!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:04 PM
Is this thing on?! Is this a room or a painting?!
Ok this will revive y'all. Go to this link, and gaze upon the heavenly beauty, but be careful not to look upon it too long or ye shall become blinded, and all ye shall hear is the voices of the angels, as they sing the praises of this.
Posted by Lang Squal at 02:00 PM
dayumn
still like the tomb.
Posted by tom at 12:44 PM
July 06, 2001
That's it for me
And good night Mrs Hoyt, where ever you are!
Thank you Dallas, Austin, San Francisco, Anchorage, and all points in between! I am outa here!
Be sure to tip your waitress!
GOOD NIGHT!
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:57 PM
Off To Get Drunk
Well, ladies and germs (rimshot),
You've been a love-erly audience, but now's the time when Phil and I have to take a weekend liquormission. You don't gotta leave, but you can't read here!
So, until next week, Good Night, Phil!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:55 PM
{crickets chirping...........}
{crickets chirping...........}
ok now THAT ONE I don't get....
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:44 PM
(eep, sputter...) ORANGE we the
(eep, sputter...) ORANGE we the funniest goddamn comedians you've ever seen? HAR HAR HAR AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, HO HO HO HO HO HO OH OH HAAAAAAAAAAAR HAAAAAR HAAAAARRRRR (GASP, CHOKE HACK)!!! Oooh, I'm dyin'!!!!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:42 PM
[frnmp!] Orange who? [jeet!]
[frnmp!] Orange who? [jeet!]
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:39 PM
(snerk, honk).....ORANGE! (heeheeheehee...)
(snerk, honk).....ORANGE! (heeheeheehee...)
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:38 PM
Ok, I'll bite... who's there?
Ok, I'll bite... who's there? [giggle]
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:36 PM
HAR HAR HEE HEE HO
HAR HAR HEE HEE HO HO HO (pissing down trouser leg) HEE HEE HAR, OK, OK, one more... heh,
Knock knock!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:35 PM
JEEET! Ya got me! ARRRRRRRRRRRR
JEEET! Ya got me! ARRRRRRRRRRRR HAR HAR HAR HAR! Good one! HA HA HA!!!!
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:31 PM
Orange you paying attention? I
Orange you paying attention? I just told this joke!!! WOO HOO HOO HOO HAR (pant, gasp) HAR HAR HAR HEE HEE (cough, gag)!!!!!!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:30 PM
Uh...orange who?
Uh...orange who?
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:28 PM
Orange!
Orange!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:27 PM
Who's there?
Who's there?
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:27 PM
OK, here's another (whew, let
OK, here's another (whew, let me catch my breath, har, har, pant):
Knock, knock!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:26 PM
Because the truth is I
Because the truth is I YAM glad you didn't say banana! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:24 PM
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR that's damn funny! KNEE-SLAPPIN funny! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR SNORT!!
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:23 PM
Orange Ya
glad I didn't say "Banana"? Har, har, har, har, etc.....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:22 PM
Orange Who?
Orange Who?
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:21 PM
Orange
!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:20 PM
Who's there?
Who's there?
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:18 PM
Hey Phil,
Knock, knock?
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:14 PM
So What Exactly
compels one to make something like this? Personal experience?
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:53 PM
Echo(ooooooooo......)
Where the hell is everybody? Is this thing on?
(ahem)
Youuuuuuuu,....
You got what I neeeeeed,
But you say he's just a friend,
But you say he's just a friend, OH BAYBEE,
Youuuuu........
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:50 AM
July 05, 2001
Mindless Work Diversion
Mini Golf! (OK, so it's a little slow around here today...)
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:25 PM
Posted by Mike at 11:03 AM
Feel Even Older
Yes, The Ramones were available on 8 Track. Sigh.... Somebody pass me the Geritol!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:53 AM
Musical Genius
This here's some of the finest American music ever found. Be sure and have some cold beer handy when you listen to it, you'll instinctively be grabbing for some by the second song.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:16 AM
July 04, 2001
A Special Birthday Greeting for Phil
I know he's not around today, but he'll see it tomorrow.
Posted by mccreath at 09:10 AM
"Guitarist, Inventor, Engineer, Eternal Child"
First of all, I'm 47, Single, and I live in Tampa Florida...
Posted by King at 02:43 AM
July 03, 2001
feel old, feel funky, feel old
i'm sitting here on the 20th floor writing about compound annual growth rates forecast thru 2004 for system infrastructure packaged software IT spending in the transportation industry listening to the humpty hump. thinking what a groovy song it is. realizing its like 12 years old, and feeling really old again. and white. so white.
Posted by tom at 12:38 PM
Isn't tomorrow Phil's birthday?
Here's your present.
Posted by Mike at 12:28 PM
L. Ron Hubbard, Musical Genius
"Given that so much of what L. Ron Hubbard accomplished musically depended upon tools drawn from his development of Scientology, it is only fitting that his final album, initially released in 1986, would constitute a Scientology musical statement. That album, featuring performances by such Scientology luminaries as John Travolta, Julia Migenes and Chick Corea, is aptly entitled The Road to Freedom."
Fortunately for us, the entire album has been posted on the web, one fabulous song at a time. (RealAudio format ... if you have Spinner installed, you have RealAudio installed.)
Posted by mccreath at 12:27 PM