!UNBELIEVABLY IMPORTANT!
posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of transexual arts on April 4, 2002
I just got a call from my pal Canadian John, who said that actress/model Tawny Kittaen has been arrested for beating up her pro-baseball player husband. Apparently her mug shot is circulating the www, and that she looks REAL BAD in it.
I don't think I will be able to search the www for this; any takers?
Hint to Dave McIce: she's redheaded you know...