Terrorism Alert part 2
posted by Dick Septic on February 7, 2003
Tom Ridge also took the opportunity to announce the new "Courtney Love Nipp-Alert Program."
Said Tom, "If you are an airline passenger, or at a punk-rock funeral, you will be able to determine Ms. Love's level of attention neediness by the color of her nipples. They will range from green (riding a good high) to red (my god i haven't been in the news in a week!) to black (sleeeeeeepppyyy....). All citizens within a half mile radius are encouraged to find cover if the nipples turn candy-orange."