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February 29, 2004
Little League
Henry started Little League this Saturday. It was 'skills evaluation.' My boy made contact on 4 out of 5 pitches. I was one happy camper.
Posted by Mike at 08:53 PM
February 27, 2004
Please clean up after yourself
Hey! Somebody left this and this in the lounge. Grody!
Posted by David L at 10:32 AM
February 26, 2004
Holy Shellfish, Batman!
Posted by mccreath at 01:24 PM
as requested
Dave - Please copy and post (since I lack the authority to do so) the message below on Geriatric Punks (that is, if you feel it is appropriate) - Thanks...
Those with an interest in musical eclecticism of a dark, ambient, or 'experimental' nature may find suitable diversion & provocation by visiting the newly revised and upgraded Forms of Things Unknown website. New additions to the site include a News page, expanded & multilingual reviews section, new mp3 selections, and an in-depth interview with Forms of Things Unknown (discussing the legendary Faust sessions, the Boyd Rice connection, and the forthcoming duet with Melissa Etheridge!)
All this and more, at...
Forms of Things Unknown
"May the great constellation of flickering ashes be heard..."
- Noel Scott Engel
Posted by David L at 11:25 AM
February 25, 2004
Haiku
inspired by ttk's entry:
Trannys are comfy
Like an old shoe on my foot
Big toe looks obscene
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 05:16 PM
trannys are comfy like an old shoe
but these people have some really er novel ideas. er.
CLICK ON THE TINY PICTURES FOR SMALLISH POP-UPS.
Posted by tom at 12:07 PM
catch up
honestly. that's not me in the puffy suit. honest. even if i wished it were. which i don't. honest.
but seriously, good evening ladies and gentlemen, stop me if you've heard this one, ... puffy suit and latex gal go walking in the woods....
i'm kind of barely surviving, sliding thru. school's okay, life's a mess. sticksy, of course i still live in austin.
i've not the fortitude, courage, or even really the desire to escape its tremendous gravtiy. i live near i-35 and 51st street, off of cameron, just east of the freeway. about 5 minutes from kong who i never ever see.
koop is remains the bomb. he wants to build a lowrider. not a bicycle, but a fullon lowrider. converstation with his mom as reported to me later:
koop, from the backseat: 'mom, can we build a low rider?'
claire, over her shoulder: [hemming and hawing and discussion of his paltry savings and the tremendous expense of building lowriders]
koop: 'mom. just ask dad. i bet he'll say it's okay.'
Posted by tom at 11:46 AM
Plan In Advance
Johnny Cash's birthday is tomorrow, call in sick.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:25 AM
Oh dear..
Please watch this important film, then visit the accompanying website, for news about this modern world.
http://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:13 AM
February 24, 2004
Do You Love Your Carbs?
SO DO I!
Buncha low-carb, Atkins pushin', ketosis-inducin', trendy diet, gonna-gain-it-all-back-anyway loudmouths better stay out of my way and kindly SHUT UP ABOUT ALL THE BACON YOU CAN EAT.
Katie's started a line of t-shirts.
(Disclaimer: Katie is my wife and bakes bread goods for a living. Really fucking good bread goods.)
Posted by mccreath at 04:46 PM
February 23, 2004
Here Is My God
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
with God
I wonder how Gnaw Bone would rewrite Joe The Waiter?
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 05:00 PM
A Sad Event For Journalism
Eddie Clontz, the genius behind the Weekly World News, died January 26th.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:51 AM
February 19, 2004
Hey Computeroids!
Which one should I get for school? This or this.
Which one you will load me up with software? What should I add to the package?
Posted by David L at 11:52 AM
Note: Shemale Gallery still going strong in The Lounge
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:40 AM
February 18, 2004
update
How's the redesign going, McFrozen? Need any help?
Posted by Mike at 04:35 PM
February 15, 2004
Psychiatrist Slash Fic
Freud/Jung (very short)
Posted by mccreath at 02:41 PM
February 14, 2004
Endorphin Junkie
left forearm. sperm whale fighting the kraken.
Posted by Mike at 09:03 PM
February 13, 2004
i'm survivng
and the donnas are making the survival a little less horrible.
hi everyone.
Posted by tom at 01:35 PM
Some Pretty
Check the lounge for some musicy goodness (SFW)...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:52 AM
February 12, 2004
Tooting
This guy is undoubtedly the world's greatest french horn player. (thanks FBP)
Posted by David L at 11:18 PM
Happy Birthday To Me....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:51 PM
Some basic rules about cement
- Cement hardens.
- Cement ALWAYS hardens.
- Cement NEVER does not harden, even mixed with ping pong balls.
Posted by Mike at 12:01 PM
February 11, 2004
Y'all read this article
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.02/phreaks.html
and tell me why I can't stop thinking of the beastie boys!
Posted by Lang Squal at 02:47 PM
February 10, 2004
The Genius Of Mr. Legba
"Passing out on the couch is gods gift to
us, its the only thing that seperates us from the
animals."
As everyone's attorney, I advise us all to read these words of wisdom and put them to use in our everyday lives, post haste. If not near a couch, a desk will do. Many humble thanks, Mr. Legba. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........................ ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........................
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:38 PM
February 09, 2004
I hear Vancouver is nice
American Airlines Pilot Plugs Christianity
US blocks Cuban Grammy nominees
Maybe if they'd flown Ibrahim in with that nice, Chriatian pilot he'd give up being a terrorist and sing about Jesus, instead of dirty dancing with elderly cuban hussies.
Posted by Mike at 11:15 AM
A Thought On Winter....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:03 AM
February 06, 2004
Gerpunx 54
Posted by mccreath at 03:40 PM
A Happy Story
about a family...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:42 PM
Attention, Music Dorks
A friend of mine is looking for recordings of Culturecide's "Consider Museums as Concentration Camps/Another Miracle", 7", and also, anything by Volumatix. Anybody gots?
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:10 AM
God bless you all and good night
Posted by Mike at 12:02 AM
February 05, 2004
for fans of Sanrio etc
check out the Parasite Pals! Y'all will love this!
http://www.parasitepals.com/index.html
It looks like Archie McPhee sells the stuff, so yippee!
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:43 AM
February 04, 2004
now, this is what i call disc art:
Posted by Mike at 05:05 PM
Happy Valentines Day
And I sincerely mean this to each and every one of you! XXXXXXOOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 07:54 AM
February 03, 2004
Li'l G'n'R
The first ever Guns 'n' Roses Kids Tribute Band.
Posted by mccreath at 06:59 PM
February 01, 2004
Funny Old Man
Wear the condom. No, for the love of Pete, not the mint-flavored one. Jesus, that thing burns.
Posted by Mike at 02:38 PM