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May 30, 2004

15. Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, California

Pro: Can clog up the middle, blocks shots, requires alteration of opposing team's game plan

Con: Free-throw shooting still an issue, recalcitrant

Posted by Mike at 11:29 PM

People Are Awesome

Two employees of the Sonic Drive-in on East Seventh Street in Joplin who were caught naked together in one of the restaurant's restrooms Wednesday night offered what would seem to be a wild explanation but one police say may just be true.

Posted by Mike at 11:19 PM

writer Shirley Jackson

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no reason, other than she was great and i love this photo of her

Posted by Lang Squal at 08:25 PM

Time for some art

This may be the greatest painting of all time. This one is a close second. See them all.

Posted by Mike at 11:00 AM

May 28, 2004

Happy Birthday Kylie Minogue

She claims to be 36...

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Posted by Lang Squal at 09:27 AM

May 27, 2004

horrible day stop need pie

horrible day stop need pie stop need lots of pie stop where is mom with the pie stop mom you bitch make with the pie stop i'm serious woman i needs me some pie stop now stop

still no pie..............

Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:38 PM

May 26, 2004

MP3 of the Week

"Things Get a Little Easier (Once You Understand)" by Think*

Download file

*at least I think the "group" is called Think, i've found sources on the www giving this as the band name. I'm not sure what year exactly but it was definately early 70s, cuz i remember when this was played on the radio. Somewhere i have the album(!) recorded onto cassette, wherever that is, but i recall this being the only song, and the rest some dialog between the "youth of today" and "the establishment" rappin' 'bout issues. If anyone can shed some more light on thbis please do.

Here are some mp3s i'd love to get, if anybody can help me out:
all of the Beyond the Valley of the Dolls sndtrck
all of the Angel Angel Down We Go sndtrck
the 2 Noh Mercy songs: "Causcasian Guilt" & "Revolutionary Spy"

next week's mp3 of the week: the Mah Na Mah Na Song!


ps: thanks ferrara, i got your cd in the mail today, you're a faster sender-outer than I am. I will send yours tomorrow with a bunch of jujus in it for late payment!

Posted by Lang Squal at 12:59 AM

May 24, 2004

More odd porn

for fans of blurred-out-face-porn
http://www.marcia-pleasurezone.com/

Posted by Lang Squal at 03:33 PM

OGRE PORN

Hot green ogre action.

Posted by Mike at 12:03 PM

May 21, 2004

M R Art

Hi , "Dean Studeny" here... Come to my art opening!
JUNE 1
2700 W. ANDERSON LN. #300
AUSTIN TX
512-465-9600

I'll give everyone who shows a free painting, plus $10,000 cash, plus open bar and buffet!!!!
"Dean" (not that lying sack of shit Krayon Scribbel, no fucking way am I him)

Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:34 PM

Awesome art courtesy of visitor Tammy

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Go here for more http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/reagan-chesterfield.asp

Posted by Lang Squal at 11:35 AM

May 20, 2004

metafilter style

So...I recently started going to school, and had to buy lots of huge books. Like this big mutha. So I went out and bought a new backpack to carry all of my stuff in (and to look cool.) But it turned out to be way too small, and I started researching messenger bags. That's how I found these guys and ended up buying this. I love online purchasing.

Posted by David L at 04:35 PM

buy this buy this buy this...

...buy this for me!

Posted by David L at 04:12 PM

Eric Idle is the sixth nicest member of the old Monty Python group.

Listen to the "FCC Song" and read the Greedy Bastard Diaries.

Posted by mccreath at 11:50 AM

Track of the Week

Rosemary's Baby Lullaby

I downloaded it this week and have been minorly obssessed with the komposer Krzsysztof Komeda, whom you can read about here and here

hope yall like this CREEPY song. by the way that is Mia Farrow doing the la-la-las. If any of you come across the rare cd that has the sndtrcks to Rosemary's Baby AND Fearless Vampire Killers, please buy it and burn it for your nig Lang, thanks!

Posted by Lang Squal at 11:04 AM

crazy wacky wow.

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click me!

look he's wacky. his glasses. hee hee. they're all like crazy and crooked. like he's on the morning zoo team or something crazy. crazy crazy crazy.

well. i don't begrudge him a god damn thing except the boston reference. he put up with all that shit from mclaren et al, he can do what the fuck he pleases i think. but boston? that's just crazy. crazy crazy crazy.

Posted by tom at 08:57 AM

May 19, 2004

Music Request of Musicy Musicness

Anybody got the JFA EP with "Charlie Brown" and "I Want" on it?

Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:19 PM

May 18, 2004

So Long, Felix....

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/18/obit.randall/index.html

Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:14 AM

May 17, 2004

Ewwww

I just ate a raisin encrusted in some pastry crumbs that I found on my desk. After eating it I realized I had no idea how long it was there for OR how it got there, then I thought "I should tell the guys!", now I think I should go see Van Selsing this afternoon.

Posted by Mike at 03:03 PM

May 16, 2004

Now is your chance...

...to eat Hello Kitty.

Posted by David L at 02:40 PM

May 14, 2004

Education Time

Courtesy of Mr. Legba, may I proudly present The Dukes Of Hazzard Read-Along Book!

Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 04:30 PM

Peppermint Candy for all my friends!

Just lick the screen!

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Posted by Lang Squal at 12:28 AM

May 12, 2004

Pac Manhattan

Pac-Manhattan is a large-scale urban game that utilizes the New York City grid to recreate the 1980's video game sensation Pac-Man.

Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:20 AM

May 11, 2004

Houston Art Car Parade

Pics of this year's parade, courtesy of my pal Jay.

I'm rather fond of this one...

Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:22 PM

Safety In The Workplace

How to operate a forklift in Germany (give it a couple of minutes, it gets good).

Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 06:26 AM

May 10, 2004

Let's get some action going here people!

Can we keep these kind of pictures in the extended entry? I like to check this site at work every now and since I share my office with 3 other people, I'd prefer to not give people heart attacks.

thanks, dolls.
Frumpy Aunt Dave

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Posted by Lang Squal at 03:49 PM

May 05, 2004

From the Desk of Is This Odd..

Jack Klugman ponders a furby-scalp

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Posted by Lang Squal at 12:05 AM

May 03, 2004

Gmail

I have ONE gmail account to give away. Who wants it?

Posted by Mike at 09:23 PM

NASCAR Ballet

Finally. Something you can take Wifey to, Sticky.

Posted by Mike at 03:35 PM

Punk Rawk Music

Some good MP3s here.

Posted by Mike at 02:16 PM

Because your current desktop is lame

Country Music Wallpaper Index

Here's a particularly good page.

Posted by mccreath at 12:43 PM