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posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of transexual arts on June 12, 2004
Dear Dr. Septic,
Like any other redblooded American, I love sniffing black shoe polish. Recently however, the key broke off my beloved can of Kiwi, so I am forced to keep the can slightly open so that I can stick my nose in it easilu. Will this dry it out?
Also, the black rubber plunger I keep by the bed to huff is starting to smell a little fishy. How do you account for that?
Awaiting your wisdom
Average Joe