Last Night the World Ended
posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of transexual arts on May 19, 2005
If any of you were unlucky enough to see the end of Jay Leno show last night, you saw what I consider to be the very worst thing ever in the history of mankind; worst than genocides, natural disasters, even “Mamma’s Family.”
I am speaking of the performance of the rock band fronted by mentally retarded actress Juliette Lewis, Juliet and the Licks.
Now don’t get me wrong: it is not my intention to poke fun of the mentally handicapped. But what I saw last night truly fortold the end of the civilized world as we know it. All the advances of modern man; the arts, the sciences, world religions were laid asunder in just over three minutes, in the time it took ‘the Licks to perform their civilization-rendering
People of all faiths will respond similarly when in turn, they are faced with this apocalypse; and face it they shall. No-one is safe from the nightmare that is