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June 30, 2005
i am slightly obsessed with this song
Penguin Cafe Orchestrsa - “Numbers 1 - 4”
Yeah it’s a little “PBS takes a quick break” but I still like it alot.
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:42 AM
oh holy holy moley
am i totally behind the curve… as i mentioned i’ve only just now awoken from a rip van winkle like nap of several months or years or whatever…
mr mcfrozen, could we do this kinda thing here at the gerpunk or at nugout or something.
it’s from the godlike souls at audioscrobbler which in and of itself is only kinda interesting and not that big a BLAM! but this lastfm thing is totally unbelieveably cool and so is another project they’re doing musicbrainz
Posted by tom at 09:55 AM
June 29, 2005
is this odd, part whatever
Posted by Lang Squal at 05:46 PM
nougat dead?
sorry. i’ve been napping; only just now rubbing crusty sleepboogers from my bloodshot eyes. is nougat nomore?
i need someplace to upload the rezillos.
Posted by tom at 03:38 PM
noh mercy
where do i upload things to that other page, whatever it’s called?
Posted by tom at 03:35 PM
and speaking of the onion..
NEW YORK—According to TV viewer Maurice Degroot, every phase of rock band The Who’s career was traced by a single CBS commercial break Tuesday. “The retrospective opened with Hummer’s ‘Happy Jack,’ one of the songs from The Who’s ’60s mod period,”Degroot said. “Then a Saab commercial played ‘I’m Free’ from their ambitious rock-opera phase, followed by a promo for CSI featuring ‘Who Are You,’ one of their last great hits.” In light of the popular commercials, the surviving Who members are planning a reunion tour to perform 30-second snippets from all their famous songs.
Posted by Lang Squal at 02:18 PM
Tom Cruise converted me to Scientology through the TV
go here for Cruise news
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:00 AM
June 28, 2005
Happy Birthday Kong!
Here’s some US Military lounging around shirtless for you..
Posted by Lang Squal at 08:51 AM
June 27, 2005
Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics
Gentlemen, I give you, courtesy of WFMU, “Seven Minutes in Deadwood” (it’s an episode of HBO’s “Deadwood” with all the nonvulgar dialogue removed)…
For further study, here are complete season statistics on The Number of Fucks in Deadwood…
Posted by Ferrara Brain Pan at 01:36 PM
by the way, i am retarded and infintile
Censored by popular request
Posted by Lang Squal at 12:47 PM
In lieu of nougat
here is It’s A Strange WOrld by Four Jacks & a Jill. Download file
Consider it an early birthday present King.
Posted by Lang Squal at 12:43 PM
June 24, 2005
Taco Land Shooting
For anyone familiar with Taco Land in San Antonio, I have some bad news.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:58 AM
old post: ttk: rezillos
Hey TTK, do you still have the can’t stand the rezillos cd? can i burn it?
http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2001/12/ok_phil.php
please?, and thank you
Posted by Lang Squal at 11:49 AM
June 23, 2005
You Can Take The Nun Out Of The Devil,
but you can’t take the devil out of the nun.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:29 AM
please allow me to store some info here
This is a mirror site which archives the Heaven’s Gate cult’s actual website
As you may have gathered from my last two posts, I am deep into the reading about cults; Jonestown, Heaven’s Gate, Aum Shinrikyo, etc.
I just wanted to store that link here, thanks
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:16 AM
June 22, 2005
I will give two million fake dollars
to the first person who can post here, or send to me, a good sound-quality mp3 of the song “Tragedy In Matamoros” by Suspira de Salamanca.
Ok what the hell, make it THREE million fake dollars!
Posted by Lang Squal at 11:30 PM
until nougat comes back
Here is a song called Baby Let Me Bang Your Box by The Bangers Download file
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:40 AM
June 20, 2005
The B3TA Phallic Logo Awards
“The game designers across the nation are playing is: Can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it’s a big spurting penis?… We asked our readers to send in the best cock logos from around the world for our team of experts to evaluate. Now we present to you the very cream of the cocks…”
www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards
Posted by Ferrara Brain Pan at 01:19 PM
June 15, 2005
see you there
Join me in the Lounge won’t you gents?
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:19 AM
June 14, 2005
go here for more humor
grab a few ad parodys from Hustler to add to your webpages and blogs
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:20 AM
June 13, 2005
mission of burma needs your help!
They need a MoB webmaster. I think everybody that contributes here EXCEPT me is qualified; yall should audition as a collective. They’d probably love that idea!
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:38 PM
My Bathroom
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 08:16 AM
June 10, 2005
Throbbing Gristle, Eat Your Heart Out
Israel deploys new counterinsurgency weapon - Protesters crippled by sonic blastmobile…
Posted by Ferrara Brain Pan at 08:29 PM
June 07, 2005
Random entries: Link to shocking hockey video
Here is a link to the video of Buffalo goalie Clint Malarchuk getting his jugular cut during the game. It’s bloody and scary and intense. (He lived; you’re not watching a guy die. It’s still incredibly freaky)
Here’s the story
Posted by Lang Squal at 05:40 PM
June 06, 2005
$100k Dukes of Hazzard Blogger
We’ve talked about this before, but here’s a follow-up. Someone is getting paid $100,000 to watch re-runs of the Dukes of Hazzard and blog about it. Too bad the movie’s gonna suck so much.
Posted by mccreath at 11:56 AM
June 05, 2005
David Lynch's new film
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:59 PM
June 03, 2005
Working on changes
I’ve temporarily cut off access to Nougat while I work on some of the changes. I’ll restore access in a little bit with note about the new posting procedure.
Posted by mccreath at 04:52 PM
Bad News
Fellers, grab a beer and join me in The Lounge for a minute…
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:24 AM
June 02, 2005
for discriminating satanists...
From the dark halls of Tartarus comes the newest figure from Arkham Studios…Anton Szandor LaVey! Ushering in the new Satanic Age in 1966, LaVey created an iconoclastic philosophy that was feared and revered world wide. Through his writings and keen observations on human behavior, his influence on modern occultism is still felt today.
Arkham Studios is pleased to present these fully authorized limited edition statues of Doktor LaVey in a bronze finish and pewter finish. Standing 13 inches tall atop a circular base embedded with his own personal sigil, he defiantly poses with his ritual sword, about to invoke the name of Satan! Each figure comes with a certificate of authenticity signed and numbered by the artists at Arkham Studios in the heart of noir Los Angeles.
Act now, as these are being released in a bronze finish edition of 50 and a pewter finish edition of 50. Once they’re gone, they’re gone and they are going fast!
Rest assured that every detail is meticulously reproduced from his ritual cape all the way down to his penny loafers! These statues are quite formidable, destined to become a dignified heirloom gracing the ritual chamber of discriminating Satanists the world over.
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:48 AM
Despair.com
the worst thing about this company is that I am not the one making the money on their brilliant products.
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:22 AM
June 01, 2005
New Definition of Bad
Celine Dion (Quicktime movie, 2 megs, 30 seconds). Lang, if you do nothing else tonight, you HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO CLIP.
Posted by mccreath at 06:47 PM
Nougat problems and site upgrades
See the Lounge for a quick message about Nougat. If you can’t remember the username and password for the Lounge, e-mail me at mccreath at gmail dot com.
Posted by mccreath at 12:39 PM