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December 18, 2001

Worst Christmas Song Ever!

Here's a few to get us started...

1] Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time, Paul & Linda McCartney
2] Snoopy and the Red Baron and Christmas, by the Royal Guardsmen
3] Anything from the John Denver and the Muppets Celebrate Christmas lp

it's gonna be real hard to pick a "winner"...

Other votes?

posted by Phil at 2:29 PM CST

Replies: 13 comments

I forgot one!

4] Silent Night, by Stevie Nicks. I don't know what record it's on, but call your local classic rock station and request it. It'll make you puke eggnogg from LAST YEAR!

Posted by phil @ 12/18/2001 02:37 PM CST

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time is my #1 most hated, as it sticks like an evil glue in my brain every DAMN TIME I hear it!!!
#5 Any carol sung by Jim Nabors. Period.

Posted by David J @ 12/18/2001 02:50 PM CST

It's stuck there now!!! DAMN YOU, PHIL FLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by David J @ 12/18/2001 02:57 PM CST

SONGBOMBED! ARRRRRRRGHGGHGHGHH ... ack ... sputter ... hack ...

Oh ... how about Cher's rendition of 'Oh Holy Night'?

Posted by mccreath @ 12/18/2001 03:57 PM CST

"grandma gor run over by a reindeer."

i'm sick of it. same for those fucking barking dogs.

Posted by mike @ 12/18/2001 04:32 PM CST

one i really LIKE is 'home for the holidays' by the dBs.

honestly. one of the best songs the dBs ever recorded, i think

Posted by ttk @ 12/18/2001 04:50 PM CST

the entire "holday music" satelite channel that wfm forces me to play all this month.
"jingle bell jingle bell jinglebell rock..." ugh.

Posted by davel @ 12/19/2001 12:21 AM CST

OUCH. Man, I empathise. Time to superglue the switch to country classics, WFM'ers LOVE that station!

Posted by David J @ 12/19/2001 07:31 AM CST

mike do you hate the meowy cats xmas songs as much as the barky dogs?

no-one mentioned the chipmonks. I'm glad because I find that chipmonks xmas song charming and sweet...'s that make me a dork and a loser?

Posted by phil @ 12/19/2001 08:28 AM CST

no phil, many things before that made you a dork an a loser. we're just piling on at this point.

Posted by mike @ 12/19/2001 09:19 AM CST

oh why must christmas be so emotionally hard!?

so anyway, are there more votes for worst, or shall we now move on to Best Christmas Song Ever, as ttk has pre-saged already?

Posted by phil @ 12/19/2001 10:52 AM CST

Well, a personal fave in the area of "cry in your beer" X-mas songs is "I Want A New Baby For Christmas" by George Jones. None of that "Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays" shit here, I can assure you!
Nat King Cole's Xmas CD is pretty allright, as well.

Posted by David J @ 12/19/2001 11:48 AM CST

...and let us not forget Fear's "Fuck Christmas".

Posted by David J @ 12/19/2001 11:49 AM CST

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