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April 30, 2002
The handy dandy notebook with drug songs in it.
Who's familiar with the TV kid's show Blues Clues? Besides Phil.
Last week Steve, the guy in the green striped shirt left the show. Awwwwwwww.
Where's Steve now?
Don't cry Phil. Steve's right here.
And he's recording a CD! A CD of kid's songs?!?!
Well, let's hope so, cause Steve Drozd from Flaming Lips is playing on it.
Posted by Mike at 05:07 PM | Comments (5)
skrew all yall!
every last one of ya! bite me!
kiss my cancerous black butthole!
W H A T E V E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted by Lang Squal at 01:37 PM | Comments (5)
Houston Art Car Parade 2002
I had this link forwarded to me, kill some work time with this... 2002 Parade #1
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:48 AM | Comments (2)
April 29, 2002
Done For The Day
Happy shitting and pissing, one and all!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 04:58 PM | Comments (0)
I'm Gonna Be Rich!!!
Lookit the email I just got, my problems are OVER!!!
"
ABACHA'S FAMILY ESTATE
(ESTATE DEVELOPERS & CONSULTANTS)
Dear Sir,
It is with heartfelt hope that I write to seek your
co-operation and assistance in the context stated
below:
May I first introduce my self as Dr. Mrs. Mariam
Abacha, the wife of Late General Sani Abacha (former
military head of state and president of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria) who died suddenly on 8th June
1998. I came in contact with your particulars through
a consultancy dairy in which your particulars were
recommended to my late husband for proposals which was
disorganised by the sudden death of my husband. Having
noted the confidence reposed on your person by the
sponsor of the recommendation, I became convinced of
your capability and goodwill to assist me in receiving
the sum of US$20 Million secretly willed in my favour
by the late general (my husband).
This money is kept outside security company in Amsterdam Holland and
i have all documents weth me of where we deposited US$20m
(twenty Million United States Dollars) in a security vault for safe
keeping.
This money has been defaced for security reasons and also to avoid it
been
spent by unauthorized persons.
Since, we have been deliberating on how to invest this fund abroad in
a
confidential manner until we came to a conclusion to use it to buy
houses
and part of it will be used for safe and non-speculative investments in
your
country . however, the current civilian
administration of retired General Olusegun Obasanjo
(the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria) is
seeking vengeance on the Abacha family because of the
life prison jail sentence confirmed on him by my late
husband. In pursuit of this vendetta, the present
government have resolved to freeze all known assets of
General Sani Abacha, including properties at home and
abroad and are presently embarking on to seize the
various bank accounts of my husband. In fact, the
attack on our family (The Abacha's) is so devastated
to an extent of seizing our travelling passport,
family accounts and even trying some members of our
family in court for offences allegedly committed by my
late husband.
In view of this grevious threat to our Economic and
personal survival, our family trustee have secretly
protected the will,The Security Company has called me
to do something about claiming this consignment because of the
demurrage it is incurring and i told them we would come and claim it
very
soon. but seriously advised me to move
$20 Million US Dollars into an overseas amount, hence
the reason why I have chosen you and hope that you
will come to my full assistance and unlimited
co-operation.
In the meantime, there is a travelling embargo on us
(the whole family members) and our local accounts are
seized. We are currently living on goodwill of people
who believe we cannot be held responsible for the sins
of my late husband. In view of this plight, I expect
you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to
this distressed call to save me and my children from a
hopeless future. And if you agree to compensate you
sincerely and candid effort in this regard with 25% of
the total amount of $20 Million US Dollars. In that
case, when the money ($20 Million) is moved into your
discrete account, you will be allowed to draw 25% in
your favour,while five percent will be for the expenses
incurred on both sides while the remaining 70% will be invested
meaningfully for my children's future. My cousin (Dr.
TONY .M. Abacha) has perfected arrangements with the
Trust Company concerned and has assured 100% risk free
and safe operation.
And in due course, all contacts must be made through
Dr TONY M Abacha, this E-mail address
I look forward to your quick response while thanking
you for your co-operation. In view of all above
details, I request you to keep this letter and
co-operation highly confidential.
Best wishes,
MRS. MARIAM ABACHA."
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:33 AM | Comments (5)
Today's gonna suck
In fact it already does. Our building has no water because the main pipe broke on saturday, so we have no toilets, no water fountains, AND NO COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pity me..
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:05 AM | Comments (5)
April 28, 2002
keeping it from disappearing
Posted by tom at 12:47 PM | Comments (0)
April 26, 2002
Almost Porn
2002 Iowa Pork Queen & Princess
They're just doing it to pad their resumes.
Posted by mccreath at 06:11 PM | Comments (3)
alice
Posted by tom at 06:07 PM | Comments (2)
Who's Killing "LL" celebrities in car crashes?
First Linda Lovelace, now Lisa Lopes.
Who are the other "LL" celebrites and how can we get them to stay out of the road?
Posted by Mike at 01:36 PM | Comments (15)
"Phil's" Weekly Record Review
Hi, "Phil" here, with a review of Lucky 7 by The Reverend Horton Heat.
"If you listen to the band's catalog, you might say there are a few recurring themes found in our songs: beer, gin and tonic, whiskey, cocaine, tequila, martinis, marijuana, cigarettes, cars, more beer, pretty women, sermons, cats and dogs, the devil, Texas, and Jimbo. Not to mention steak and dildos. All the good things in life."
- Jim Heath, a.k.a. the Reverend Horton Heat
An excellent summation! With a slew of fast car songs (one of which touches on one of my favorite cars, the Galaxie 500), broken hearted ballads, and a fine instrumental, this is the perfect record to blast on the way home after a evil day of work, or just play for the hell of it around the house. With the painfully produced by Al Jourgensen "Liquor In The Front" now a couple of records behind them, The Rev proves that he's back and still has what it takes to cram rockabilly and punk together and serve it up real nice-like, Texas style. (And the opening tribute to the Loco Gringos is a nice touch, to boot). Pick it up, you won't be disappointed!
-"Phil"
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:43 PM | Comments (3)
April 25, 2002
monkeywrencher or moron?
Posted by tom at 06:18 PM | Comments (14)
Speaking Of Genius,
let's reintroduce the Yugo to the US marketplace!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 04:49 PM | Comments (4)
Please Kill Me
I'm on hold with the Berkeley store, and Eric Clapton's "Hand Jive" is the hold music.
Mike, Dave L., could one of y'all fix that for me?
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:12 PM | Comments (5)
Actively Promoting Other People's Bands Since 19__!
https://www.brainwashed.com/sotl/
hey friends in Austin, did y'all know that Stars of the Lid had moved to Belgium?!
I did not.
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:51 AM | Comments (4)
I just got this provocative email...
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Posted by Lang Squal at 09:22 AM | Comments (10)
April 24, 2002
Die already!!!!
The goddammed web won't let even the most miserable shit die a timely death.
Posted by Mike at 12:39 PM | Comments (7)
eh?
Posted by tom at 09:41 AM | Comments (0)
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Here endeth the sermon.
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:28 AM | Comments (6)
April 23, 2002
Ummm,
Posted by David L at 03:46 PM | Comments (3)
The Educator
Here's a couple of pics of my Dodge Seneca, named The Educator (for its ability to take me to bars for "educations") Road trip, anyone?Dodge_left Dodge_Right_Rear
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:32 PM | Comments (8)
Po' A Li'l Bit...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:56 AM | Comments (5)
April 22, 2002
Drugs
There are absolutely no ill effects of drugs.
Posted by Mike at 11:39 PM | Comments (5)
Kiss the Winner
The beautiful joke here isn't the shape of the trophy, but the irony of a trophy like that for the LPGA.
Posted by Mike at 11:23 PM | Comments (0)
Redneck Neighbor
"Well, it should have been a sign of things to come but my neighbors move into their brand new house. Inventory: 1 artificial Christmas tree, clothes, stereo system, TV, no furniture). The Christmas tree is nicely decorated (remember, it's October). We can tell what the tree looks like because the windows have no miniblinds so at night, you can see right into the house as you drive up. They have also decided to wrap some strands of Christmas lights around their front porch railing. I guess there's no electric outlet nearby because they never turn these lights on."
Posted by Mike at 08:13 PM | Comments (1)
God Help Us
"Whole Foods is an ongoing experiment"....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 04:44 PM | Comments (7)
For All You Limp Bizkit Fans
Fred Durst keeps it real for ya!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:09 PM | Comments (2)
Here's Proof
That I take a shitty picture, and that my last name can never be spelled correctly.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:31 PM | Comments (4)
PDAdvice
ok hopefully since all yall are tech-knowledgers you can help a brother out with some advice on purchasing a pda.
have i talked about this before? if so i wasnt really that serious about it, but i am getting seriouser now. I want to buy a cheap/used pda that would be sync-able with PC(sorry Mac fans). I saw something in office depot recently that intrigued me; a "book" styled dealie where the pda stays in the left side, and the keyboard is on the right side. What are those called?, cuz i cant find them on any site. (I've looked at palm & handspring sites, also half.com and something called cnet.) I think this "book" style is more for me than the fold out keyboard.
i dont much care about any of the modules you can get to turn your pda into a camera, phone, jacuzzi etc, although if there was some such thing that could turn it into a digital RECORDING device, like for audio saples, i'd dig that! I guess email would be cool too; is that a standard feature on these things?
thanks for yalls help, until then i'll keep chiseling my notes and messages into a granite slate.
-barney rubble
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:27 AM | Comments (12)
April 21, 2002
More on Throbbing Gristle
Allow me to share with y'all some sites related to Throbbing Gristle:
https://www.brainwashed.com/tg/ A quite good fan site
https://www.genesisp-orridge.com/ The man himself, looking very freaky in most of the pictures on his site, which I find charming. The texts regarding the pre-TG COUM Transmissions are good, I need to find that book!
One final link, an interview conducted by Vale from Research regarding their new-ish book Modern Pagans (any body got a used copy of that I can snag?). GPO looks freaky enough in his Prince Valiant doo here but Vale is so weirdo he makes Gen look like a sunday~school teacher, which in a way i guess he is. https://www.vsearchmedia.com/clips/gp2.html
Posted by Lang Squal at 01:14 PM | Comments (2)
April 18, 2002
Say hello to the new kitty!
Please come and greet Naboo, won’t you?
Posted by mccreath at 05:45 PM | Comments (2)
Ally McBeal
Hey, Dave Jungen, what're you an Em gonna do on Mondays now that Ally's been cancelled?
Posted by Mike at 03:25 PM | Comments (2)
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE POST SOME PORN?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:22 PM | Comments (7)
duh.
makes you wonder, huh? morons have jobs, and i'm unemployed.
Posted by tom at 01:06 PM | Comments (3)
remember the pie guys?
who got gates and all those other guys with cream pies? maybe this throwing pee on annoying stars thing will catch on. ( and in english).
Posted by tom at 11:43 AM | Comments (1)
Remember When....
Once upon a time, a guy named Phil used to write a weekly record review. What ever happened to him?
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:03 AM | Comments (1)
I'm in a foul mood and I hate everyone
OK I don't really HATE everyone, but yeah, I do
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:29 AM | Comments (6)
April 17, 2002
Dead Kennedys live review
It was okay.
They played the inside room of Emo's to maybe about 150 people. As with any Dead Kennedys' crowd from "back in the day" it was an odd mix of young punks, old punks, frat boys, the merely curious and the unexplained.
I spoke to David Thompson at Emo's who booked the show and he said he was disappointed at the turn out. There were 60 presales. The band apparently asked for a $5000 guarantee, but agreed on $2500, and it looked like the door didn't cover it (so Emo's probably lost some money on it, bar receipts aside).
It was a weird show. It was 3/4 of the Dead Kennedys - East Bay Ray, Klaus Flouride and DH Pelligro - with Brandon Cruz from Dr. Know/Courtship of Eddie's Father on vocals. It was strange seeing the "Dead Kennedys", hearing their songs, but not seeing Jello Biafra on stage.
I spoke to Brandon before the show, and he's a really nice guy (our paths ocassionally crossed in the 80s). He said he was really nervous about this, that this show was the beginning of a US tour - and was curious how it was going to be received.
It turned out they got a polite response. There was some moshing upfront (as I heard one teen say - "I know it's not the Dead Kennedys, but it's as close as I'll ever get). The band played great (I forgot what a great style East Bay Ray has - evil surf music) and Brandon did a fine job for a thankless job.
Still, it was just weird. I think a lot of the crowd was like me, enjoying a really great cover band. Arms kind of folded over, watching it all, but also bobbing our heads at the non-stop parade of Dead Kennedys classics - "Nazi Punks", "California Uber Alles", etc. They are such great songs, but again, it was weird to have it performed by anyone other than the person who came up with such witty lyrics and sang with that odd tremelo that you are used to hearing.
They played a fine set. They walked off stage, the crowd was prepared to leave and the soundman badgered the crowd for more. Quickly the played their encore - "Viva Las Vegas" and "Holiday in Cambodia" and that was that.
There were no rumored Dead Kennedys shot glasses or money clips for sale at the merch table. Just some classic DK t-shirts and the "reissued" (non Alternative Tentacles) versions of their albums on cd.
Posted by King at 03:40 PM | Comments (4)
Cube Clearing Goodness
I just flushed out my entire office with this. I had forgotten the genius that is The Shaggs.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:26 PM | Comments (1)
heh.
Posted by tom at 02:04 PM | Comments (3)
huh.
was this here when you registered the domain?
Posted by tom at 01:26 PM | Comments (4)
April 16, 2002
Some quick thoughts about Throbbing Gristle
I love them but forget about them, then come back to their records again and re-appreciate their humor- that's right- humor. Last week after a particularly gruelling jazz-class dedicated to jazz/rock/fusion, or as i call it, crap, I ran home and burned a live TG bootleg to cd. (Thee Psychic Sacrifice, opens with the very great "Weapons Training") I also finished the cd off by burnig Psychic TV 12" "Unclean" twice, once @ its "intended" 45rpm, then again @ 33rpm, for that extra f*'d-up murky sound.
So I got to thinkin, I've been enjoying the DalPubLib record collection so much, and they DON'T have any Throbbing Gristle in the collection, perhaps I should anonymously donate my vinyl copy of Heathen Earth, just so one day someone on a lark might look for it and find it!
SO, does anyone else have any EXTRA copies of TG or PTV they'd like to pitch in to the donation to DalPubLib? Or perhaps your own local libraries need them..
PS: Dave L, didn't you read and love WRECKERS OF CIVILIZATION? Is it worth the money and effort to find it? Just curious, thanks all!
Posted by Lang Squal at 04:59 PM | Comments (12)
"I'm not saying it's safe for humans. I'm not saying its unsafe for humans. All I'm saying is it that it makes hermaphrodites of frogs," he said.
drink up!
https://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/04/16/frog.mutations.ap/index.html
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:13 PM | Comments (0)
Smart person alert!
14 stories is not high enough for BASE jumping. For the record, we prefer that tourists injure or kill themselves outside Anchorage. We have a cosmopolitan reputation to maintain.
Posted by mccreath at 11:41 AM | Comments (2)
Good Morning!!!!!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:21 AM | Comments (4)
So Long,
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 08:17 AM | Comments (2)
April 15, 2002
Texas Punk Junk
Friday Craig Stewart mastered a Stick Men with Ray Guns cd (their first album ever) and Craig's putting it out. Clark (the guitar player) flew from Florida to be there for it. Clark is looking good, is a happy man. His wife is some sort of senior editor at the National Enquirer (I met her too).
Anyway over the course of the weekend I was told about Erin from Superman's Girlfriend's site Texas Punk Junk. It's basically her scrap book of old photos from that time. I honestly don't know most of the people, but it's still kind of fun to leaf through for looking at some Dallas punks in the late 70s (and you do run across the very odd photo of Alan Robinson every now and then).
Also this weekend I went to Motorhead and Merle Haggard. Hoyt, Tom - where were you?
Posted by King at 12:22 PM | Comments (10)
"HA HA HA! Now here's our own Buck Owens!"
Ok I've been meaning to get this going for along time, so here it now is: a WANTLIST
https://people.smu.edu/pflowers/wantlist.html
The ideal situation is, each of us do alot of used shopping and also, each of us post a want-list, so we can all do shopping for each other, isn't that darling?!
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:47 AM | Comments (3)
April 14, 2002
It's Sunday afternoon...
it's beautiful outside, and I'm bored at work. Think I'll put on Country Classics on the Muzak. There... that's much better.
Posted by David L at 05:51 PM | Comments (1)
April 12, 2002
Discuss:
who's worse? harry partch or journey?
the residents or supertramp?
x or bob seger?
velvet underground or kylie m.?
Posted by tom at 03:30 PM | Comments (1)
Jesus
Posted by David L at 02:00 PM | Comments (1)
Discuss:
Who's worse, Eric Clapton or The Who?
Posted by Lang Squal at 01:17 PM | Comments (11)
April 11, 2002
Quite Enjoyable,
This is. The perfect toy for a help desk job.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:25 PM | Comments (4)
Feeling Mod?
Try this...
Put together by Mod Dennis from my store; drop him a line, and he will send you pictures of his vespa.
pweller72@yahoo.com
Posted by David L at 10:43 AM | Comments (2)
New Literary Genius
If you're looking for the interview mp3, read this:
CRAP! It appears that the mp3 got deleted in an unfortunate accident involving a command-line experiment. I think I still have a copy at home, but I won't be back there for couple of weeks. Please check back around the end of September.
Send an email to gene@post-literate.com, and he'll send you a note back telling you where to find the file.
Sorry for the hassle, but we get a lot of requests for this file, and it would eat up our bandwidth, which is why we don't just post it. That and Gene Simmons specifically refused to let Fresh Air post the interview on their site.
thanks!
David McCreath, post-literate.com webmaster
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:29 AM | Comments (18)
Crash Landing
I grew up less than an eighth of a mile from here. Amazed no one was killed!
Sorry, that's as exciting a post as I can muster up today. McDave, how do you get coffee from this site?
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:10 AM | Comments (2)
April 10, 2002
For Phil
Go home and make some of these, you'll feel better.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:48 AM | Comments (0)
i'm out
very busy with work projects for several days, so see yall next week! feel free to ridicule and satirize me unmercifully.
ps: im obsessed with the notion of the fall doing and album of residents covers, and the residents releasing a record of fall covers. can someone get to work on that please? thanks!
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:56 AM | Comments (2)
April 09, 2002
Mighty Mighty Pleasin'
Pappy's corn squeezins.....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 11:53 AM | Comments (3)
April 08, 2002
What's Missing
From this site, and our lives, is the beauty that only gold teeth can provide.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:18 AM | Comments (4)
Possibly the weirdest thing I've seen all year.
Sorry the picture is so grainy. I took it through my windshield from about 20 yards away while I was stopped at a red light.
Yesterday, I spotted this guy standing at a non-descript corner in Anchorage wearing a suit with tails, like a tuxedo from a high school drama department's costume closet. But that wasn't the weird part. He had on a big, goofy cloth skull mask and big, floppy skeleton-hand gloves. And he was jumping around and waving. Like it was Dia De Los Muertos or something. Crazy.
Anyway, the light was kind of a long one, maybe two minutes, and he stood there jumping and waving, and just as the light turned green. He gave one last wave and then walked away. Like he had finished his job. Maybe he had.
Posted by mccreath at 02:04 AM | Comments (10)
April 06, 2002
I guess everyone needs a hobby
Posted by mccreath at 07:40 PM | Comments (0)
April 05, 2002
Amok
Back when I was kid in the early 90s, I was taken by the Amok bookstore in LA and their fantastic catalogs of weird books. It seemed they died out circa '95, so imagine my surprise that you can still get their 576 page catalog from '99:
Amok Fifth Dispatch: Sourcebook for the Extremes of Information
Phil, why didn't you tell me about this?
Amok also appears to have assmebled this 488 page compendium of weird information from '96:
Amok Journal Sensurround Edition
Phil, why didn't you tell me about this?
I've looked around for a web presence for Amok before and never could find one, and really I don't understand why. I would think an Amok bookstore would make more sense on the Internet, where one didn't have to print and mail 500 page catalogs all over the planet just to get some orders.
Of course I get the sense Amok was never about money. I think their reason for existence was merely to assemble their "dispatches" - a collection of unusual books that may have exsited at one point in recent history. When I went to their bookstore in LA (which was basically someone's garage with a couple of paperbacks sitting around), I inquired about several books they had in their catalog and the standard response was "we don't have it in stock, but we can probably order it".
Indeed, I just now found their website, amokbooks.com, and they are more interested in selling their catalog then selling the various books, maybe they don't ever bother trying to sell other books anymore.
Still, if any of you web professionals have any venture capitalist friends and feel like starting an Amok-style online bookstore, I'll buy a book or two.
Posted by King at 11:20 AM | Comments (3)
too weird
me and my boss just ran to the next office where they have a tv and saw Patti Smith on Regiskelly, she did When Doves Cry
now yall know that I love Patti Smith more than just about anything.. but that's WHY i gotta say, that was pretty lame!
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:49 AM | Comments (2)
April 04, 2002
Ouch.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:09 PM | Comments (1)
!UNBELIEVABLY IMPORTANT!
I just got a call from my pal Canadian John, who said that actress/model Tawny Kittaen has been arrested for beating up her pro-baseball player husband. Apparently her mug shot is circulating the www, and that she looks REAL BAD in it.
I don't think I will be able to search the www for this; any takers?
Hint to Dave McIce: she's redheaded you know...
Posted by Lang Squal at 11:34 AM | Comments (5)
I'm just a regular guy
I take a crap at 7:30 every morning. Like clockwork. How about you?
Posted by David L at 09:47 AM | Comments (2)
Cool Site
for them what remembers DFW radio...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 08:38 AM | Comments (5)
April 03, 2002
I'm sorry.......What?!
EAT Y'SELF FITTER
I'm in the furniture trade
Got a new job today
But stick the cretin
On the number-three lathe
Went down the town
To a HM club
The sign had a cross
Through a couple well-dressed
They looked at my coat
They looked at my hair
An Easy Rider coot
Grabbed the edge of my coat
Said: 'You're too smart for here'
I said: 'I'll see the manager'
He was the manager
Eat y'self fitter
Up the stairs mister
Eat y'self fitter
Analytics have got
My type worked out
Analytics on me
The poison render
I grope about
And when I go out
My mind splits
My eyes doth hurt
The musical chairs
Have been swallowed up
By a cuddly group
Who land and rub off
Hoping that
Whatever it is
Will land and drop off
I met a hero of mine
I shook his hand
Got trapped in the door
Felt a fool, I tell ya
Charmed to meet ya
Eat y'self fitter
Up the stairs mister
Eat y'self fitter
Became a recluse
And bought a computer
Set it up in the home
Elusive big one
On the screen
Saw the Holy Ghost, I swear
On the screen
Where's the cursor?
Where's the eraser?
Where's the cursor?
Where's the eraser?
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
H-O-9-O-G-O-H-O
What's a computer?
Eat y'self fitter
What's a computer?
Eat y'self fitter
The Kevin Ayers scene
South of France
Plush velvet
Aback! Aback!
Aback! Aback!
Levis Fridays
Greek holidays
Barratt heritance X 3
Mit-Dem! X3
Don't wanna be a mit-dem! X4
Pick the fleas mister
Eat y'self fitter
Eat y'self fitter?
Eat y'self fitter
Who tells you what
To tape on your vid. chip
How do you know the progs you miss
Are worse than those you single out?
And what'll you do when the rental's up?
And your bottom rack is full of vids
Of programs you will nay look at
The way they act is, oh, sheer delight
Cardboard copyright
Make it right
Panic in Sudan
Panic in Wardour
Panic in Granadaland
Panic all over
By the wretched timesheeters
Of my delight
One starry night
The powers that be will have to meet
And have no choice but to...
Eat each other
Eat y'self fitter
Eat each other?
Eat y'self fitter
(Eat y'self fitter)
Portly and with good grace
The secret straight-back ogre entered
His brain aflame
With all the dreams
It had conjured X4
Mit-dem
Don't wanna be a mid-dem X4
The centimeter square
Eat y'self fitter
Said it purged fear
Eat y'self fitter
(Eat y'self fitter)
Posted by Lang Squal at 04:56 PM | Comments (11)
A Thinkin' Man and His Thinkin' Dawg
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:41 PM | Comments (3)
King
I think all that talk of the clash and x scared/bored King away. We need to figure a way to coax him back into the fold..
Here are some King-related themes that might work:
-hot hunky-dude porn
-anything Patti Hearst related, or other 60s/70s female radicals/revolutionaries
-any discussions of Nina Simone, or any lesser known sullen soul/jazz chick singers [Hey King, are you into Betty Carter?][Roberta Flack?]
-discussions about mid-80s funk, a la Cameo, Grandmaster Flash, etc
-red hot hunky-dude porn
-musical instruments from Asia, and maybe Africa
-local political figures
-local news anchors
-the glory days of All My Children
-Tom of Finland
-buddhism
-super red hot hunky-dude porn
Any of these should rouse our King out of his current non-communicado status! :)
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:59 AM | Comments (9)
April 02, 2002
A wonderful shape
This site will be enjoyed by things that come shaped like men in their mid-thirties.
Posted by Mike at 10:14 PM | Comments (0)
Today's April Fools Day Music
yes, it's exactly that: experimental "music" made with balloons. I'm listening to it right now at my desk, so the volume is low, but I am enjoying it, it's very freakin odd, she gets some AMAZING sounds out of them balloons!
Some are like sirens, some are voices, saxaphones, electronics, guitar feedback, industrial etc.
Here is her website: https://jdunaway.web.wesleyan.edu/index.htm Note: on another records she claims VIBRATOR as one of her instruments...
Posted by Lang Squal at 02:28 PM | Comments (7)
April 01, 2002
Sandanista
So i went down to the record store today to pick up a little somethin' somethin'. I got the new Patti Smith anthology 'Land' which I haven't heard yet. And I picked up the remastered Sandanista.
I'm now listening to Sandanista. How can you say it's bloated. It's an incredible record beginning to end. Give it a serious listen again. I'm having a very productive, happy working afternoon with it blasting through the studio.
Posted by Mike at 07:48 PM | Comments (10)
You ever have one of them days when you'd like to relieve the mounting pressures in your head
... with a gun?!
Today is one of those days. As the "kick-off" to Resurrection Week (whatever that is), our building has been hosting a variety of Christian music in the lobby, just below my office.
So the early noonish fare was your obligatory Dave-Matthews-as-Christian stuff, we've discussed that here before. Just now ended the set of the standard "Rocker-Christian" band, with twin blonde-girl singers, whose high, bland double-pitch went straight to the IRRITATE PHIL portion of my brain. Who knows what will be next... I'm thinkin about becoming Christian so I can pray that it will stop.
No wonder That Dude hasn't come back yet!
Posted by Lang Squal at 03:49 PM | Comments (4)
get off your ass and jam
Posted by tom at 11:45 AM | Comments (0)
mom, dad, please stop fighting please?
Posted by tom at 11:21 AM | Comments (4)
Slogan of the Week
"Somethin chunky just went down!"
[ps: All Slogans of the Week are copyrighted by Phil Flowers, but feel free to use them liberally in your daily conversations. Just don't use them as song or album titles, or my lawyers will find yer ass!]
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:53 AM | Comments (1)
here's the analogy
ever since mike said:
"i've never heard ANY MC5. Ever. At this point i figure; why bother?!? It would probably sound like a let down."
i've been trying to figure out an apt analogy.
now i think i've got it. it's like saying:
"i've never had a blow job. Ever. At this point i figure; why bother?!? It would probably be like a let down."
Posted by tom at 10:31 AM | Comments (4)
Israel/palestine<-->great american rock
everytime i read about that city where arafat has his headquarters -- ramallah, isn't it -- i hear rob tyner screaming 'rama lama fa fa fa'
Posted by tom at 10:28 AM | Comments (0)
Great idea!
Hey, let's all talk about this whole Israel-Palestine thing!
Posted by Mike at 09:12 AM | Comments (0)