Redneck Neighbor
posted by Dick Septic on April 22, 2002
"Well, it should have been a sign of things to come but my neighbors move into their brand new house. Inventory: 1 artificial Christmas tree, clothes, stereo system, TV, no furniture). The Christmas tree is nicely decorated (remember, it's October). We can tell what the tree looks like because the windows have no miniblinds so at night, you can see right into the house as you drive up. They have also decided to wrap some strands of Christmas lights around their front porch railing. I guess there's no electric outlet nearby because they never turn these lights on."
Wow. Wow. I mean, wow. That would just suck. And you know whoever buys could end up being just as bad, cuz who's gonna buy that?
Posted by: mccreath at April 23, 2002 02:30 PM