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posted by McFrozen on April 16, 2002

14 stories is not high enough for BASE jumping. For the record, we prefer that tourists injure or kill themselves outside Anchorage. We have a cosmopolitan reputation to maintain.

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the lesson i get from this is:

as desperately bored as alaskans may be, it's worse in ontario.

Posted by: ttk at April 16, 2002 12:50 PM

Oh, heck. We're not bored as long as we've got stupid tourists. Stupid tourists (as opposed to normal tourists) are almost endlessly entertaining.

I can't speak for Ontarians.

Posted by: mccreath at April 16, 2002 05:59 PM

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