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posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of the transexual art on April 4, 2002

I just got a call from my pal Canadian John, who said that actress/model Tawny Kittaen has been arrested for beating up her pro-baseball player husband. Apparently her mug shot is circulating the www, and that she looks REAL BAD in it.

I don't think I will be able to search the www for this; any takers?

Hint to Dave McIce: she's redheaded you know...

Comments

Still too hot off the presses, no skinny on it yet. I did see this though... https://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,9753,00.html

Posted by: Hoyt at April 4, 2002 11:50 AM

No sign of it yet, Phil, but it'll show up on FilePile for sure, and I'll keep image-googling throughout the day. Don't you worry. We'll find it.

Too bad about Dave Mustaine/Megadeth. As semi-commercial speed metal goes, they're pretty good.

Posted by: mccreath at April 4, 2002 12:20 PM

Within minutes, I tells ya ...

And here's the personal info that goes with the picture:

Here's Tawny, courtesy of FilePile. Phil, be sure to share this with Jerry, your Canadian friend.

FWIW, I'm pretty disappointed in the shockingness of the picture. So she's put on a few pounds. BFD.

Posted by: mccreath at April 4, 2002 12:25 PM

right, she looks fine, just had a bad day. Plus now she's in the news again, as a bad ass at that. Surely she can spin this into some talk shows, a book maybe, you know, be a presenter on the mtv awards or something, and she's back on top!

Go TAWNY

Posted by: lang at April 4, 2002 01:56 PM

Dude. FOX Celebrity Boxing! Tawny Kitaen would kick Tonya Harding's ass. Hell, I might even tune in for that one.

Posted by: mccreath at April 4, 2002 02:12 PM

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