Who's Killing "LL" celebrities in car crashes?
posted by Dick Septic on April 26, 2002
First Linda Lovelace, now Lisa Lopes.
Who are the other "LL" celebrites and how can we get them to stay out of the road?
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[on knees]
Please God, protect Linda Lavin...
Lancelot Link was actually created by my friend Jennifer's dad, Mike Marmer, who just passed away. She has a tattoo on her arm of the Lancelot Link shield, and a great big oil painting of Lancelot Link hanging in her living room.
Lyle Lovett will die from his injuries from that charging bull and Lorenzo Lamas will fall in love with his own image in a mountain pool. Unable to possess the image, he will pine away and turn into a flower.
Mike, why in God's name have you never mentioned this before? Can you get a picture of the tattoo or the painting?
because, Mr. Sensitive, he just died a few months ago. She got the tattoo in remembrance and the painting as inheritance, and i didn't feel like asking her to parade her post-death tokens around.
Don't ASK, you nimrod, STEAL THE PAINTING OFF THE WALL WHILE SHE'S CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh!!!!!!
and send it to:
Phil Flowers
6108 Parkdale Drive
Dallas TX 75227
Thanks doll, you're a peach!
Okay, okay ... I can dig the part about not parading her rememberences (although I can see Phil's point, too), but how come you never told us you knew her? What's up with that? I'm just hurt, that's all.
Man, and I didn't even mention how hot she is.
AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
What? You've seen "Alice", you KNOW how hot Linda Lavin is...
Early to rise, early to bed.
In and between I cooked and cleaned and went out of my head.
Going through life with blinders on, it's tough to see.
I had to get up, get out from under and look for me.
There's a new girl in town and she's looking good.
There's a fresh freckled face, in the neighborhoood.
There's a new girl in town, with a brand new style.
She was just passing through,
but if things work out she's gonna stay awhile....ba ba bum bum bummmm
I have to say that this has been one of the saddest weeks of my life. First Layne from Alice in Chains, then Lisa were taken from us. My tears have produced this poem of tribute that I'd like to share.
"They couldn't have been more different
The sloe eyed rapstress
And the junkie that fame forgot
But they shared something deeper
A pain that only life can deal
And they channeled that pain into poetry
and song and hits for all of us to know
And it healed us
These heavenly gifts they bestowed
She may have been crazy
In a world more taken with sexy cool
But she was vulnerable and maybe
The most sane of us all
And Layne
What drove you to that decision
Was the endless Seattle rain
Or maybe that you were loved
By millions who could understand
Who you were and what was missing
So now the two of you are together
In an eternal embrace of release
Singing songs that once were sad
But now are the anthems of liberation."
King, that's beautiful.
KING I AM SO LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!
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Holy shit! Who's got Lancelot Link's back!?!?
Posted by: Hoyt at April 26, 2002 01:40 PM