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The Challenge

posted by Krayon Scribbel on May 30, 2002

So, the CIO of the FoodHole is making us go through this management survey, followed by several meetings, followed by more meetings.

I've hit the snap point; I can't with any bit of soul I have left do this with any sense af accuracy or attentiveness, and I refuse to add to the "static picture of a dynamic process will solve all" rationale. My goal then, is to have them ask me to step down because of my answers and work ethic. Wish me luck, fellers! If all goes well, I'll have 2 months of paid time to land a new job (and who the hell knows, maybe finally convince my wife that we need to move the hell out of Austin).

Comments

Shut it down, DJ!

Posted by: mccreath at May 30, 2002 02:11 PM

Dude, it's all lies anyway, just lie right back! LYING IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!!

[Not that I don't think you should get out of Austin..and possibly up to Dallas!]

Posted by: lang at May 30, 2002 02:34 PM

shut up sticky, he's movin to cali! we're gonna look at nekkid lesbianese chicks and eat olives on the pier whilst we get a pedicure and some x-dotcommer pours us an anchor steam fresh from today's brew.

Posted by: dick at May 30, 2002 02:37 PM

DJ, it seems you're confused. Now is the time for you to embrace Krsna Consciousness.

Here, read this: https://preaching.krishna.org/Articles/2001/09/001.html

This should clear up everything that troubles you mind...

Posted by: lang at May 30, 2002 02:48 PM

I'm going to join the Scientologists, John Travolta doesn't lie.

Posted by: Hoyt at May 30, 2002 03:03 PM

Mr Jungen

I need to inform you that we are aware of your planned activities regarding the aforementioned management survey. Please be aware, that if we find your answers unsatisfactory, we will ask you to step down, and assume the postion of Shift Manager at the Franklin store in San Francisco.

Posted by: Jon "a course on Miracles" Mackey at May 30, 2002 05:30 PM

Oh, I've "assumed the position" many times as a shift manager...

Posted by: Hoyt at May 31, 2002 07:58 AM

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