The Greatest Band Ever
posted by Krayon Scribbel on May 13, 2002
Live Photos Leotard Skynyrno 2001/10/21
posted by Krayon Scribbel on May 13, 2002
Live Photos Leotard Skynyrno 2001/10/21
"Howdy Ya'rr. This song is carred, "Carr Me the Bleeze"!"
Oooohhh, that smerr,
can't you smerr that smerr....
This is barely related, but on the last tour we had Lynyrd Skynyd's roadie bus, plus their road manager and 2 other members of their crew.
Before the tour began, one of the roadies told me that the bus was pretty good - and that it gets 3 hardcore porn channels on satellite in each bunk. - eeew.
Mind you, I'm a big fan of satellite porn - the Hot Zone, the Spice Channel, etc, and I'm no diletante when it comes to seeing satellite porn - but I think the last place I want it is in a bunk that had previously been occupied by a roadie from Lynyrd Skynyrd for 3 months. Truth be told I'm no diletante to how video booths look and smell in a Times Square porn shop, and I wouldn't want to sleep in one.
Sure enough the first night we had to sleep in our new bunks, Paul reached over to close the curtain - and, and, and - it was crusty!!! EEEEW.
can't you smell that smell?
King I refuse to acknowledge that story.
What story?
I'll acknowledge that story. I think that story could be the beginning of the greatest episode of "Behind the Music" ever made. "Life on the Road with Lynyrd Skynyrd's Roadies -- Drunk and Crusty". Or maybe it can be the new "Osbournes". Somebody find me the numbers for VH1 and MTV.
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A cute Asian chick playing drums for a Skynyrd cover band? Scha-wing!
Posted by: mccreath at May 13, 2002 04:15 PM