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today at work

posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of the transexual art on May 1, 2002

the office is filling up with dumb-ass jock frat boys who are here for a judicial hearing;

regarding a drunken fight they got into when they broke some white rapper's jaw. also all their parents and lawyers are here. it's a whole mess of I D I O T S.

Here's the equation: smart parents may have dumb kids OR smart kids, but dumb parents ALMOST ALWAYS have dumb kids, and hire redneck lawyers who kiss everybody's ass until they figure out whose ass they DON'T need to kiss, then they treat those people like dirt.

Meanwhile I'm listening to test department and others on spinner:industrial and drinking a pepsi, trying to larf. **c* them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"the office is filling up with dumb-ass jock frat boys" All you needed to say. I bet we could have guessed the rest of the story in three. You have my deepest sympathies, no one should ever have to tolerate their ilk.

Posted by: Hoyt at May 1, 2002 02:22 PM

anything at all yall can post, in the realm of things to look at, read, or listen to, that will defray the unbearable frat boy factor, will be much obliged!

Posted by: lang at May 1, 2002 02:29 PM

now the gilrs have started showing up, and they're all identically tan-brown

Posted by: lang at May 1, 2002 03:15 PM

Phil, might I suggest some escapist fun by pretending you're watching TV in India and seeing these adorable, if slightly baffling, commercials for "Hello Panda" greeting biscuits?

The first one, "Family" is my favorite. I went to an Asian supermarket today, picked up some Hello Panda, got a stomach ache, demanded an explanation and wound up visting the Meiji Seika Kaisha, Ltd, site (makers of Hello Panda). Their corporate goal is "thinking about 'Taste and Health' from a variety of perpectives in order to help people live happier and longer lives."

Or in other words, "Let us share more happy in our lives!"

Posted by: kong at May 1, 2002 04:39 PM

"hello, I'm Chocolate Panda!" "And I'm Strawberry Panda!"

So fantastic. Wish i could download these comercials to my shirt and watch them often, wherever I go.

Posted by: sticky legba at January 26, 2004 05:06 PM

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