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HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!

posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of the transexual art on July 24, 2002

Thanks to Spinner.com:goth, and also

Hot Topic Radio

(yes Hot Topic the mall- based genx store), I've learned about alot of goofy goth groups. Here's some data about a new favorite.

1989 marks the founding of that deepest of dark bands, Sopor Aeternus (Eternal Sleep, or Sleep of Death). It began when the two musicians known as
Varney and Holger met in a Frankfurt, Germany goth club. With no money to buy instruments, they had to compose their music completely in their heads.
Nevertheless, they released a triad of lyrically intense yet technically flawed demo cassettes (Es Reiten Die Toten so Schnell, Rufus, and 'Till Time and
Times Are Done) in 1992. After that, Holger left the band and the newly formed label Apocalyptic Visions developed an interest in Varney's music. In 1994, a
debut CD with the extensive title Ich Tote Mich Jedesmal Aufs Neue, Doch Bin Ich Unsterblich Und Erstehe Wieder Auf In Einer Vision des Untergangs, or Ich
Tote Mich... for short, was released as a limited edition. Songs like "Tanz der Grausamkeit" and "Do You Know My Name" were quickly discovered and
became underground cult hits, taking the album into two re-releases.

Continuing as the sole human performer in Sopor Aeternus, Varney also credits the Ensemble of Shadows for her inspirations. These are spirits, beings who
she says she receives the musical compositions from. She also works through depression with the aid of her music, as can be heard on the demos, produced
at a time when she was gravely ill and at risk of losing her eyesight. She describes her subsequent works as "introverted exhibitionism." They are also
expressions of extreme, intense pain.

Varney's second album, Todeswunsch ­ Sous le Soleil de Saturne ("Deathwish ­ Under the Sun of Saturn") a 1995 release, was a curious combination. While
musically it seems perhaps a bit gentler and less depressive, its lyrics were so painfully evocative that she said she found herself weeping while recording
some of the songs. The theme? "Suicide, sweet suicide."

The Ensemble of Shadows dissuaded Varney from committing suicide, and in 1997, as she dealt with issues of her transexuality, she expanded her name to
Anna-Varney. She has expressed in interviews the feeling that her album Inexperienced Spiral Traveller, from 1997, is her "worst" release, despite its
sales success. Voyager ­ the Jugglers of Jusa followed in 1998. The song "Feralia Genitalia ­ Arrival of the Jugglers" shows a gender operation theme. Yet
perhaps the most unusual song is a cover version of Kraftwerk's "Das Modell" which she translates into Latin and plays on a baroque harpsichord.

1999 brought the release of Dead Lover's Sarabande (Face One). It is steeped in the pain of inevitable loss and death. Dedicated "to 1334," it commemorates
the suicide of former Christian Death member Rozz Williams on April 1, 1998. Anna-Varney and he had developed a friendship through letter writing and had
thought about a collaboration, which sadly, was never to be. As is characteristic of her deliberately mysterious approach, she steadfastly declines
to explain the lyrics of this slow, grieving, dark production. Then, in March 2000, came the companion volume, Dead Lover's Sarabande (Face Two), with
more of Anna-Varney's catacomb deep, stygian intensity.

https://www.soporaeternus.de/

HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR HAR HAR HAR HAR HARRRRR!!!!!!!!

Comments

I feel sleepy.

Posted by: mccreath at July 24, 2002 04:39 PM

Me too, in a catacomb deep mysterious painfully evocative sort of way.

Posted by: Hoyt at July 25, 2002 07:47 AM

dream the dark dream of eternal sleep, o pale ones...

Posted by: rict at July 25, 2002 08:29 AM

You people should find something else to do in your spare time. Have you ever even heard the music of Sopor Aeternus? Anne-Varney is actually a musical genius. Maybe she will be recognized as such after she is dead, as usual. Fools have laughed at every great artist during their time.

Posted by: nayab at October 9, 2002 04:52 AM

ZING!

Posted by: mccreath at October 9, 2002 10:05 AM

ZING ZING. I wish ol' nayab had left an email addy.

Posted by: ttk at October 9, 2002 11:10 AM

I dont understand what the fun is? Shes a rather talented artist, who composes music to the outmost perfection, with vocals that make most artist in the music industry sound boring and uninspired...
Its just sad with people who judge what they dont understand.

Posted by: something at December 17, 2002 12:32 PM

I dont understand what the fun is? Shes a rather talented artist, who composes music to the outmost perfection, with vocals that make most artist in the music industry sound boring and uninspired...
Its just sad with people who judge what they dont understand.

Posted by: something at December 17, 2002 12:32 PM

I dont understand what the fun is? Shes a rather talented artist, who composes music to the outmost perfection, with vocals that make most artist in the music industry sound boring and uninspired...
Its just sad with people who judge what they dont understand.

Posted by: something at December 17, 2002 12:33 PM

It's almost as sad as posting a grammatically incorrect statement three times in a row.

Posted by: Hoyt at December 17, 2002 03:19 PM

Truly sad. I love Anna's music and I can't bear to see this mockery.
This... music...

Posted by: Anonymous at December 22, 2002 12:49 PM

so if i don't love it: ipso facto, i don't understand it? what twaddle. i understand it just fine when i judge it. just because i think it's crap doesn't mean i don't understand.

in fact, i'm beginning to think that people who like her music must not understand it.

Posted by: ttk at December 23, 2002 09:35 PM

Sopor Aeternus is great! It is definately not crap ... itīs beautiful music and of course not for all people. People who do not like do not listen, so easy!

Posted by: diddy at January 30, 2003 11:04 AM

Anna's music is truly fantastic, a sort of depressive\oniric womb.

Posted by: Dusk at February 2, 2003 07:54 PM

this debate gets funnier every time I read it.

by the way, for those of us who are uninitiated in the beautiful, truly fantastic music of Sopor Aeternus, there are now some mp3s on the site, i think i counted 19. (They could have been there the whole time and I was too dumb to notice.)

First I should say, or course, that music will always be subjective; there is no definitively BAD music (except for Saliva, and Disturbed, and Stained, and Supertramp, and Eminem, and...and...) but at least now I've heard the music and can give an opinion.

I gotta say, that what I'm hearing here from Soapy A'nus is just dull, run of the mill euro~trash goth schlock. I personally find nothing interesting or inventive about it at all. At least Christian Death could rock out, had hooks, had some social commentary, and even a sense of humor. This chick/dude seems too steeped in hisher own mythos to be relevant. AND THROW AWAY THE FREAKIN MIDI!
Ultimately, "artists" who wallow in perpetual suicide just bore me to tears. Get some help people, don't sell a record based on your own misery. And open the fucking shades!

the pictures she takes of himself are kinda funny, but are nothing that Joel Peter Witkin didn't already cover in the 80s, and he's another death-wanker besides.

I guess I'm the idiot for discussing this at all, somehow lending credence to a ridiculous non-issue. I just wanted to see some more black fur fly..

Posted by: Lang Squal at February 3, 2003 10:39 AM

be carefull what you say about Supertramp...

Posted by: davel at February 3, 2003 11:32 AM

Alas....this person does not see something vital...WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS. Some people like the music of Sopor Aeternus, some people (myself included) do not find the traditional roles definitions of the male or female sex correct to describe their essence. Some people are gothic/dark. And some people like normal and accepted things and are mainly worried about getting laid or a getting better paycheck. All of these people are individuals, nor of them can become the other. Individuality is vital, yet it is lethal. we mst just co exist. As Varney herself once illustrated this matter :Just imagine a man walking cheerfully through the sunshine, passing a meadow where some cows are enjoying the sweet grass and the warmth of the day. 'Yes, those animals are happy ones', the man may think. 'They've got fresh air, the sun shining on their heads... - all the beautiful things that make life worth living'. Continuing his walk, the man comes to a small lake, and as he looks at it, he starts thinking about the fish swimming in the cold and wet darkness. 'Poor fish', the man may say to himself. 'It sure must be awefully lonely and gloomy down there... - But don't worry! I will save you all!' So he organizes an enormous net and catches the fish with great effort to lay them on the grass. But when he finally looks at his work with pride, he realizes the creatures' agony as they suffocate and die. 'Stupid animals', the man shouts. 'You don't know what's good in life. You're sick and ugly and if you're unable to treasure the beautiful sunshine and the fresh air you probably do not deserve to live on this planet at all...! Enough said.

Posted by: Just someone at June 6, 2003 10:55 PM

I'm more inclined to push the cows into the lake.

Posted by: davel at June 7, 2003 12:29 AM

I like the idea of using a net to round up goths. Thanks, "veritgo_of_darkness"! (vertigo_of_darkness? WTF does that mean?)

You know what I think would help this whole debate? If we could find someone who takes all this stuff seriously. Because all these funny people are good for making me laugh, but I still think there must be a serious side to Goth that we're not seeing yet.

Posted by: mccreath at June 7, 2003 09:24 AM

hey mccreath, can i borrow your eyeliner? my mom bought me the wrong kind!!

Posted by: lang at June 7, 2003 10:56 AM

Im deeply sorry of my email adress, thus it is a joke, too hard to get I see.

Posted by: ... at June 9, 2003 08:30 PM

Yeah, I'm just a big dope. But thanks for offering to help!

Posted by: mccreath at June 9, 2003 09:07 PM

Very few, a true goth exists. Her music is a signature: an extension of the darkness of her soul. The music may have the stench of a fly ridden turd log, freshly squeezed by a rabbid worm infested mutt, but at least she has the ability to work things out with herself (regardless of whether or not anyone listens).
The gothic culture is confused with insanity, gruesome pasts, or uncleanliness by these so called "goths". Rather than the nocturnal depths of the soul, they focus on trendy clothing, trying to be different, and relating to other uni-layer creatures. This is way to escape their own fears or pasts. They hide behind shiny black leather and scowling masks, but do they actually relate with darkness? As far as I'm concerned, darkness couldn't give a squat.

Posted by: SILVER "COUCH" SURFER at July 21, 2003 03:24 PM

Exactly!

or, alternately, No Way!

Posted by: lang squal at July 22, 2003 09:10 AM

The difference between Goth and Industrial

Posted by: hmm at July 29, 2003 06:16 AM

semper fidelis everyone

Posted by: cherise at August 9, 2003 11:00 PM

You're a transexual?! Have you come to the right place Ms. Lestatina!

Do you have any pictures of yourself you'd llike to send or post? We'd all LOVE to meet you. Pay no attention to all the morons above who say mean things about our beloved Anna-Varney, she is such an incredible artist, i weep every time i play her music.

Now, about those pictures of you....

Posted by: sticky legba, a student of the perverted arts at February 5, 2004 01:28 PM

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