I smell a new Whole Foods private label product!
posted by Dick Septic on July 2, 2002
The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!
That would certainly spice up my morning Mackey!
Posted by: Hoyt at July 2, 2002 01:26 PM