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Man testifies his wife, stepdaughter tried to kill him

posted by Dick Septic on July 26, 2002

"Prosecutors contend the mother-daughter duo conspired to kill Larry Childs in an attempt to collect on a $1.4-million life insurance policy. They planned to use the money for Jennifer Childs' career as a pop singer, pay off debts and possibly open a Jiffy Lube franchise, authorities said."

But here's my favorite part:
"I couldn't believe what was happening to me. I didn't know what to do."
Your bed's on fire, you're being hit with a stick. I'd start by getting off the bed, Larry.

Comments

How are you gonna write up that insurance claim?

He was smoking in bed and fell asleep. That's when the bed caught fire. I smelled the smoke and ran into the bedroom. When I saw what was happening, I grabbed the first thing I could get my hands on and started trying to beat out the flames. It's not my fault it was a baseball bat.

Posted by: mccreath at July 26, 2002 02:44 PM

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