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NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of the transexual art on July 31, 2002

NOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Funny that we have "True Porn Clerk Stories" and this post so close together. I always remember our friend Tim, who worked as a porn clerk, expounding on the effects of diet on the taste of male ejaculate.

Posted by: mccreath at July 31, 2002 10:54 AM

more wrong than the wrongiest wrong ever wronged!

Posted by: lang at July 31, 2002 11:20 AM

Also, is it just me, or does the phrase "sweet release" automatically end with "of death" for anyone else? I can't remember where I picked up that phrase now, but every time I see or hear "sweet release ..." I expect it to be finished with "... of death", like someone being tortured or mortally wounded, finally being allowed to die.

Welcome to Dave's happy day. I'm wrestling with posting something about the universal suckiness of humans, but I don't really think I want those thoughts immortalized. I'll get over it. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: mccreath at July 31, 2002 02:05 PM

Funny Clown Dave McHilarity is talking about the petit morte, or "little death", a common phrase associated with orgasm.

Do go on, Laffy Dave...

ps: I saw Tim Harris at the buttholes show last week...

Posted by: lang at July 31, 2002 02:27 PM

And when you say "buttholes show" you mean the all-nude male exotic dancer review, right?

Posted by: mccreath at July 31, 2002 04:18 PM

of course, but King can tell you more about it.

Posted by: lang at August 1, 2002 08:54 AM

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