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There Goes My Lifelong Dream

posted by Krayon Scribbel on July 26, 2002

of forming a death metal band called Anal Blast...

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Wow. According to the Anal Blast web site, they've been a band since 1994. Seven years is a long time to live with that name, so they must be pretty dedicated. I also noticed that they're looking for a drummer, so Hoyt, maybe you can join a deathmetal band called Anal Blast. If King doesn't beat you to it.

They're also masters of English:

Welcome to the official ANAL BLAST homepage. If your offended by anything on this site your gay and should be killed for coming here in the first place. There is vulgar shit on this site so if you are offended in any way we are not responsible for your stupidity for going further. For those of you that need pure grinding/porno menstural death metal you have cum to the right place fuckhead. Look around, sign the guestbook, and don't be surprised if there are pictures of your grandmother on this site in provocative positions to satisfy our lust for the elderly!

Posted by: mccreath at July 26, 2002 01:23 PM

I'm sad to see that the Anal Cunt link no longer works. I've always wanted to find out more about this band ever since The Ruins played at Emo's and the bassist had on their t-shirt. Any body know about these guys with the great name?

Posted by: davel at July 26, 2002 04:26 PM

Greetings from the Dutch (Dismember) Massive Assault! Just checked your cool site!
Be free to visit www.massiveassault.net
Cheerss!!!

Posted by: Fedde at September 16, 2003 11:11 AM

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