What idiots...
posted by davel on July 9, 2002
Everyone knows that Superman would kick Batman's ass!
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granted, I agree with the above permutations, and I do not think it would end in a single battle. Still, Superman would kick his ass. And fuck Robin while at it.
Oh, Robin would so be toast in any event. He's just a whiny little brat. But I still don't think it's a foregone conclusion that Superman would kick Batman's ass.
bullshit.
superman is an idiotic flag waving moron tool of the ultra-right. everyone knows Batman is punk rock.
oh, and for you comix geeks, in the new Frank Miller Batman series Batman totally whoops Superman's ass.
Superman drools, Batman rulez!
batman will totally loose. for some reason you idiots dont happen to know that, that's why he is called superman. only one punch is needed for supes to kill idiotic bats. martian manhunter even said taht supes has no limits to his powers and if he flew into the sun he would become a god with many newer powers including the old ones aswell. you could even read the new comic avengers vs jla when batman even admits that he could not beat captain america. you can even read the new issue of supes coming out feb 2004 done by the same creator as witchblade when supes begins to develope other new powers includind the old ones. for more proof you can even watch season two of the animated series justice league. one more thing the idea of them wanting to make that supes vs bats movie is the dumbest and stupidest thing i have ever heard and it just peaces me off because supes can kill bats with one punch even easier just blow him into wall with his breath. man, you people dont know that with all the powers and abilities of superman he is obviousely a god. you guise probably dont no that he can reverse time, well he can so he can just reverse time and go kill batman when he is only a child period. jeez you guise are comparing a human with a god. i hope this is going into your heads and if it is make sure you send it to every bats fan and also to that bats vs supes movie romour
Dude, your analytical skills are superceded only by your English skills and your posting skills. Party on, Wayne! (I just deleted our anonymous friend's additional eight identical comments. They didn't really seem to add much to the conversation.)
Little Dude.
Someday after your balls drop and you've been knocked around a bit and had a little taste of back-alley dick you'll realize that it take more than SUPAHPOWAHZZZZ!!!! to make it through life.
Batman would totally kick Superman's ass. Frank Miller proved this in Dark Knight 2.
Superman is a boy scout. He can punch things. He looks good in front of the flag. That's great. It's working out well for him and next time Pusspuss gets stuck in a tree I'll get Superman's pal Jimmy Olsen to buzz him in.
Batman is an incredibly intelligent, driven, focused, probably insane, mean, bitter, bitter man. He has no superpowers. No 'free ride'. He has to work hard for every advantage.
I put my money on the bat.
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Except that in the event of such a philosophical split, Superman might be more likely to pull punches on his erstwhile friend. Batman wouldn't. If they were really in pitched battle, Batman would have a ruthlessness advantage. Given that and a lump of kryptonite, I wouldn't be so hasty to call it.
Posted by: mccreath at July 9, 2002 05:01 PM