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August 30, 2002
David Lee Roth
is one scary looking motherfucker these days.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:22 PM | Comments (1)
I'm Having
too much fun with this.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:45 AM | Comments (1)
Happy Birthday fer real, Hoyt!
Fer real this time!
And now for a special guest birthday greeting ...
Posted by mccreath at 01:22 AM | Comments (6)
August 28, 2002
Let's touch tongues!!!!!!!
Posted by Lang Squal at 04:21 PM | Comments (3)
Bandwagon Patriot
An excellent idea for a bumper sticker.
From a collection at SomethingAwful.com.
Posted by mccreath at 12:50 AM | Comments (0)
August 27, 2002
Happy Birthday, Hoyt!
We all plumb forgot!
(Er ... unless it's on the 29th. )
Posted by mccreath at 06:07 PM | Comments (4)
humming...
...Nembutol numbs it all
But I prefer alcohol...
Posted by tom at 02:17 PM | Comments (0)
What crawled up you and died?
No matter what I do to Henry he'll never grow up to be as fucked up as this kid is gonna be.
Posted by Mike at 12:15 PM | Comments (1)
August 26, 2002
Hey Dave,
I don't think anybody else is here today. Wanna talk smack about Tom and Phil? I heard they got married in Reno last month.
Posted by Mike at 06:20 PM | Comments (6)
thank you For financing global
thank you For financing global terror.
I want a few of these.
Posted by Mike at 04:57 PM | Comments (4)
Who the hell is Melanie?
Posted by Mike at 01:18 PM | Comments (4)
Shaming Women
"Sandra is being forced by Florida state law to buy advertisements that give her full name (which I'm not repeating) and physical description: 5 feet 2 inches, 142 pounds, brown eyes. Then, as the law requires, she has to list and describe the five men she had sex with late last summer: Bill, Tommy, Allen, Eric and Joshua."
This is so fucking disgusting. The U.S. might as well must declare war on women. I'm appalled and shocked that this is actually happening in this country and there isn't any noise being made about it.
It used to be that you could expect the Supreme Court to overturn decisions made by the inbred lower courts; but no more.
Fuck Jeb Bush. Fuck his brother. And fuck the Supreme Court for playing part in the coup that put him in power.
Posted by Mike at 12:46 PM | Comments (5)
August 24, 2002
George W. Bush Hates America
Nicely scathing opinion piece from Yahoo.
Posted by Mike at 11:05 AM | Comments (2)
August 23, 2002
Why Can't I Own Canadians?
An Open Letter to Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Posted by King at 12:52 PM | Comments (2)
August 22, 2002
All Hail The New King Of New York
Posted by Mike at 12:23 PM | Comments (4)
August 21, 2002
Allow me to share
this link https://www.epitonic.com
I just found it this week and I am astounded at what it has to offer; streaming and downloading an impressive catalogue of artists, styles, genres.
My newfound interest in downloading and then burning to cd is, as the skaters say, STOKED, and at such time when I will be downloading faster than 56k, there will be no stopping the awesome compilations! If y'all know of any similar sites, please post!
PS:
Currently I'm looking for mp3s by COIL. Their great website @ brainwashed has samples but, unless i'm mistaken, no complete tracks. Any idears?
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:30 AM | Comments (2)
August 20, 2002
They're Back!!!!!!!!
The students are back on campus, and thus my idyllic, quiet summer is over.
No more can I spend countless hours musing on these pages about crappy goth and industrial bands,weirdo horror and paganism, buddhism, or other prurient interests.
Gone are the hazy, lazy summertime dreams of mp3 burning, thrift store shopping, and constant monitoring of half.com. In this stead are the hours now spent contacting frat boys, fresh out of night-jail, but yet to have their first college class, summoning them for their very first judicial hearing with the Dean. Look for them, in the very near future, as captains of white-collar industry, as their corperations leave the US for manufacturing interests in Taiwan and Mexico; see them excel as Senators, Presidents, and sportscasters, their trophy wives- and mistresses- forever at their sides.
[God® Bless® America®.]©
Posted by Lang Squal at 12:18 PM | Comments (1)
August 19, 2002
The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Because I watch a lot of TV, I've noticed that the Clash are being used in commercials for Jaguar ("London Calling") and Stoli Vodka ("Should I Stay or Should I Go").
https://www.songtitle.info/latest.htm
I'm sure the Clash no longer own their publishing and probably didn't personally approve of the ads (or make money from it). I don't begrudge anyone of selling a song to a commerical (the Buttholes sold a song to Nintendo), still it's just very strange to associate the Clash with luxury automobiles.
Then again, our age group is now old enough to hold senior positions in ad companies and can raid their high school memories for their corporate accounts (and gulp, we're probably the target age for luxury sports cars too). I've heard the Buzzcocks for Mitsubishi and last night I heard Blondie for some other car company. Just the Clash for Jaguar is particularly weird, methinks.
Posted by King at 04:40 PM | Comments (7)
What An Asshole!
And Phil, since when are you so damn buddy buddy with Mr. Son Of God? What, did you hand him a ladder and pliers or something? You both suck.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 04:32 PM | Comments (6)
August 16, 2002
Wanted: One Proofreader
No experience required, but please don't let anything like this happen.
(Look a the quote in the red section of the cover.)
Link found on textism
Posted by mccreath at 04:32 PM | Comments (4)
August 15, 2002
One Of The Better
marketing ideas I've seen in a while...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:48 PM | Comments (0)
Freak Show
The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:14 AM | Comments (1)
Happy Birthday
McFrozens!!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 08:43 AM | Comments (6)
August 14, 2002
Leonard Nimoy sings the Ballad
Leonard Nimoy sings the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
Posted by colin at 05:20 PM | Comments (3)
Help Me
I can't get the theme song from "The Anna Nicole Show" outta my head.
Posted by Mike at 02:25 PM | Comments (2)
Keep this link in mind
George W. Bush Scorecard of Evil (from The Wage Slave Journal).
I sincerely hope that this fuck eventually gets subjected to the pillorying he so richly deserves and that Clinton got for far lesser transgressions.
Posted by mccreath at 11:42 AM | Comments (0)
August 12, 2002
Pour a little...
Michael Moore's mom died. She looks like a nice, sweet lady. And she bred good socialists.
Posted by Mike at 09:03 PM | Comments (0)
Forbes.com: Top-Earning Dead Celebrities
"It's been a good year for the dead. Last year, in order to make our list, dead celebrities had to earn a minimum of $3 million in income, and the average earning was nearly $11.5 million." mas »
Posted by Mike at 02:39 PM | Comments (1)
August 09, 2002
The Best Game Show of the 70s
Charles Nelson Reilly, baby.
Posted by mccreath at 09:05 PM | Comments (6)
They Heart Dick
Photo survey of a recent protest against Dick Cheney in San Francisco.
Posted by mccreath at 11:27 AM | Comments (0)
August 08, 2002
One Person's Opinion
The last paragraph sums it up pretty well for me. Do me a favor and read McCarthy's "Suttree" with middle finger held proudly high.
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:30 PM | Comments (4)
lookee what i found..hmmm....
from https://www.alternativetentacles.com/news.php?sd=MOB58mtwmrdW6Lup4J@#66
08/06/02: Butthole Surfers to finally release CD of old ep's
A lot of people have contacted us over the years asking why we don't release the 2 Butthole Surfers eps from 1983 and 1984 on CD. Well, we
never got permission from the band to do so. But many of you should be pleased to learn that:
The Butthole Surfers plan on reissuing their two Alternative Tentacles EPs the self-titled 12-inch Brown Reason to Live, and Live PCPPEP,
along with a couple bonus tracks on their own label Latino Buggerveil. Hopefully we can carry them in our mailorder.
does AT have to sound so snide all the time?!
Posted by Lang Squal at 10:21 AM | Comments (4)
August 07, 2002
Political Humor
Lawyers, Guns, and Money. You may remember Rep. Bob Barr from the Lewinsky/Clinton hearings. He's a real gem.
Posted by colin at 01:00 PM | Comments (1)
August 06, 2002
M. Night Shyamalan vs. The People in The Theater
I saw Signs last night. I've never left a movie so angry. I wanted to physically hurt the director. I still can't put my hatred into words. I felt insulted that a previously good director (...and i even liked Unbreakable) would ask me for $9.50 so he could preach to me. The supposed plot of the movie is completely ridiculously dispensed with in the most abysmally insulting manner once he's got all the pieces in place for his religious soapbox.
It's like watching Davey and Goliath as a kid and thinking it's pretty good only to find out at the end that it was a church commercial. Except that Davey and Goliath usually had pretty solid plots.
IMDB's review sums it up pretty good.
"'Signs' is really not the movie portrayed in the trailer. The sci-fi story you came to see -- dealing with extraterrestrials and crop circles -- is merely a subplot to the internal, spiritual strife suffered by Hess (Gibson). Sci-fi is simply a colorful wrapper used to conceal the movie's true focus: a ponderous message about human spirituality."
...and there you have the basis for what i think might be the first class-action lawsuit against a movie. I was TRICKED into seeing this movie.
I think you all need to go see this so we can talk about it, please.
Posted by Mike at 12:43 PM | Comments (8)
Blixa Speaks!
https://www.neubauten.org/
Posted by Lang Squal at 09:19 AM | Comments (4)
August 05, 2002
Hey Computeroids...
I've got a question. What I want to do is connect my turntable to my computer, and make MP3 files of my vinyl records. What do I need to do to make this a reality?
Posted by David L at 10:45 PM | Comments (3)
Talk about geriatric punks
Lemmy Looking to Remove His Warts
He talks about auctioning them off on eBay, "... like that porn star chick HOUSTON, who sold pieces of her labia after having them reduced."
Lemmy rocks.
Posted by mccreath at 09:05 PM | Comments (2)
Scum
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 01:46 PM | Comments (3)
And yet, a ray of hope
Davey and Goliath are returning to TV. I hope they give them a rad 21st century update and hip new clothes.
Maybe Davey's parents will be divorced and his dad will have to schedule their father-son campouts weeks ahead of time because that shrew won't ease the fuck up. A man can't even go have a drink without risking his visitation rights.
Or maybe Davey's parents will have to have a talk with him about why it's not okay to call girls "bitches and hoes", even though Red Man and Method Man did, and who the hell took you to see "How High", anyway? I'll bet it was that jackass Erleman from down the street.
What new adventures would you like to see Davey and Goliath have?
Posted by mccreath at 09:46 AM | Comments (2)
August 03, 2002
totally ashamed
now i'm angry and bitter again.
Posted by tom at 05:29 PM | Comments (2)
August 01, 2002
Bitter, Angry, Hateful
Call it what you will, but I'm starting a list, in no particular order, of what I'm tired as HELL of seeing, listening to, being around. Join me, won't you?
1) White boys with dreadlocks (In particular, white boys with dreads hopping out of their fairly new cars and hanging out and asking me for spare change. Note: I discovered that they do not find donations of bars of soap as funny as I do).
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 02:22 PM | Comments (15)
Tuna Twinkie Souffle
and other fine delicacies...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:02 AM | Comments (0)
Eggsellent, Smithers
Posted by Mike at 02:39 AM | Comments (1)