The State Fair Of Texas
posted by Krayon Scribbel on September 23, 2004
opens tomorrow!
Perhaps we should organize a caravan and go? There's corndogs involved.....
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Mush your sled dogs the fuck back to America and eat your own corndog, bitch!
Hey Krayon!
I've heard that at the State Fair of Alaska (yeah like it's a real state!) they can't get the vegetable oil hot enough to deepfry the corn dogs, so they all just end up eating ice and being cold & sad forever in the never ending darkness!
HAAAARR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck all that noize. You know who played at the Alaska State Fair this year? FUCKING LOVERBOY. THAT'S RIGHT, LOVERBOY.
And the ice was actually particularly good this year. We covered in lichens and moss for extra flavoring.
Hey, if global warming continues to accelerate (and the Gulf from Texas to Florida gets destroyed by hurricanes in the next couple years), we may be all picking up our lawn chairs and retiring to Alaska before long...
My favorite Loverboy fact: the guitar player used to play in X Ray Spex.
My favorite Loverboy fact #2 (after reading Frozen's state fair link): "The live album was dedicated to Loverboy’s late bassist, Scott Smith, who was declared lost at sea in 2000."
Kong, I had no idea about either of those facts. That's too cool.
Wah. I had read about the Loverboy / X-Ray Spex connection before, and I always thought it was weird. It turns out it's completely wrong. Different guys with same name. Oh well.
A bass player lost at sea though will have to remain the most interesting fact of Loverboy.
It would have been much more interesting if the remaining members of Loverboy were found hacked to pieces at the bottom of Courtney Love's Jacuzzi with half a dozen dead and presumably poisoned piranhas floating on the surface underneath a foetid film of pond scum...
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Eat a corndog for me, hoss. With lots of mustard.
Posted by: McFrozen at September 23, 2004 11:20 AM