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December 28, 2004
So, How was your Holiday?
Did anybody get a present better than this?
Posted by David L at 11:18 PM | Comments (5)
December 24, 2004
A Hoyt Clagwell Christmas
After Hoyt went on a tequila run to Alaska and never returned to Texas, Hoyt and Hoyt went back in the studio and recorded a couple'a more songs. Knowing that deep within everyone lies an alcoholic mall Santa, Hoyt wrote this beautiful Christmas song (and then went out on a bender, was arrested, and spent a good portion of 2004 in jail) for all to hear and enjoy, unless you want your stupid ass kick't. Listen, won't you, as Hoyt Clagwell and The Dukes Of Hazard ask the musical question "Oh Santy Clawz"?
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 07:57 AM | Comments (1)
December 22, 2004
Merry Christmas From Celine!
May your meal be as tasty!
Posted by mccreath at 07:17 PM | Comments (1)
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
More Christmas delicacies can be found here...
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 12:41 PM | Comments (4)
December 20, 2004
Hey
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 10:03 AM | Comments (0)
December 17, 2004
Haw, Haw, Haw!!!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:11 AM | Comments (1)
December 10, 2004
Etiquette Question
When did people stop standing up so you could get by them in movie theaters?
And when they refuse to move do you step on their toes, bang their knees or give them the ass to the face?
Posted by Mike at 12:37 AM | Comments (8)
December 09, 2004
Thank God
Because security standards, long lines, overbooked flights, delays, small seats, and rude people just aren't enough to make flying really suck rhino balls....
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 03:20 PM | Comments (0)
December 07, 2004
Slap!
Prepare yourself for Spandex Man!
Posted by David L at 03:03 PM | Comments (7)
Encore...
For your musical pleasure, the Keg Vultures performing Ain't That A Shame at Trophy's November 11th.
One of the most hastily put together, obnoxious, and downright silly encores we've done in quite a while, enjoy!
Posted by Krayon Scribbel at 09:20 AM | Comments (2)
December 03, 2004
Home-made LOTR Monopoly Board
Sometimes the retail version of the Monopoly game just isn't true enough to the vision. Sometimes you just have to make your own. Frodo lives!! ...and rolls an 8.
Posted by Mike at 04:49 PM | Comments (0)
Darby's Back
Darby Crash, patron saint of this here web site, is available in poster form from the good folks at Obey Giant. Krayon, you KNOW this is what Mrs. Scribble wants for X-mas!
Posted by Mike at 02:40 PM | Comments (0)
December 02, 2004
Mom, why is the chex mix sticky?
Best. tagline. EVER.
Posted by Mike at 10:59 PM | Comments (1)
December 01, 2004
U2 vs. Negativland Special Edition iPod
"In 1991, the experimental sound collage band Negativland released a single called "U2", which extensively sampled both U2's hit single "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" and colorful studio recordings of Top 40 disc jockey Casey Kasem. This offbeat recording would have languished in obscurity if weren't for Island Records, U2's record label, which decided to sue Negativland and their independent label SST Records for deceptive packaging and copyright infringement. After a protracted legal battle, Negativland's legal funds were exhausted and they settled out of court. Today, it is illegal to produce the "U2" single in the United States. (U2, on the other hand, would go on to use unauthorized samples of appropriated satellite video in their Zoo TV tour.)
"Now you can commemorate this ignoble episode in intellectual property history with iPod U2 vs. Negativland Special Edition."
Posted by Mike at 09:25 PM | Comments (10)