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UPDATE: 1/19/2005, 7:15PM

First and foremost, HELLO, NICE INTERNET PEOPLES! IT'S A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU.

Second, I didn't make this, and if I had thought it would get this kind of attention, I would have made that clear. I found it on another site where people post funny things they find. I guess that's pretty much all web sites now, right? But the particular site I'm talking about would say [this is good].

Third, apparently the creator of the Hasselhoffian Recursion has chosen to out himself way down the page at about comment 104 or so, going by the rolls-off-the-tongue sobriquet of "the space invaders are smoking grass". So thanks, tsiasg! You've created a masterpiece.

Here's his b3ta profile