The doctor will see you now...
posted by Ferrara Brain Pan on January 29, 2005
In the past, moviegoers swayed to the magic of American Graffiti...
Swooned to the charms of American Beauty...
Thrilled to the terrors of American Psycho...
Now it's time to brace yourselves for...
Okay Lang - stick this in your she-male pipe and smoke it!
(One suspects this may be one of those films where the best parts ended up on the cutting room floor...)